Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Complicity]

Really seems like both are shitheads that deserved each other.
Amber being a Borderline twat that hopefully will eventually get beaten to death by a partner after escalating a situation for the 100th time.
Depp being a druggie Paedowood dipshit that thinks he's super deep, when he's just a glorified stoner with an ego the size of an aircraft carrier.

Has she abused him? Yes. Has he abuser her? Yes. I wish they kept going and ended with a murder suicide.

I don't give a fuck about Commie Depp, but i still hope he wins because #meagain needs to die yesterday.
He has evidence that his finger was cut off, she has make-up artists who claim they never saw any signs or bruises on her.

[McGinnis]

I don't give a fuck about Commie Depp, but i still hope he wins because #meagain needs to die yesterday.
He has evidence that his finger was cut off, she has make-up artists who claim they never saw any signs or bruises on her.

Yeah, I feel sort of the same way. All Amber Heard had to do was run to the media and say she was abused and everybody believed her. Meanwhile, Johnny had to go to court, provide documents, pictures, audio recordings and witness testimony and, at best, now that same media who unconditionally believed Amber are all like 'Eh, maybe they both abused each other'.

I mean, I don't really care about Johnny Depp as an actor, his films never particularly excited me. But whores whoring and making life shitty for the rest of us, that concerns me.

[ebin namefag]

Depp being a druggie Paedowood dipshit that thinks he's super deep, when he's just a glorified stoner with an ego the size of an aircraft carrier.

You know what else he has that's the size of an aircraft? Shits in his bed.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

Johnny Depp sued The Sun for calling him a wife beater. In the UK it's much easier to win a libel suit because the defendant has to prove what they said about you is true, as opposed to the US where the burden of proof is on the plaintiff to show that the defendant knowingly lied. And The Sun won because they had evidence that Depp physically abused Amber on 12 different occasions. I think that should speak for itself.

Depp also told three separate people that he cut his own finger off and the bedshitting allegation is also fake.

People just hate Amber because they're contrarian retards insist on spreading a false narrative about an epidemic of male domestic violence victims and because they had fond memories of Pirates of the Caribbean.

[RedLine]

Depp physically abused Amber on 12 different occasions. I think that should speak for itself.

Tells me he wasn't very good at it.

[Complicity]

And The Sun won because they had evidence that Depp physically abused Amber on 12 different occasions. I think that should speak for itself.

And the evidence was... Amber Heard's word.
Despite the counter-evidence from police officers, medical practitioners, her own former assistant and other witnesses.
Oh and of course there were other witnesses on her side, even though his lawyers proved that she paid them.

Depp also told three separate people that he cut his own finger off

And she recorded him during the act, acting like a sociopath during it.

spreading a false narrative about an epidemic of male domestic violence victims

Yeah those statisticians who claim that in your country male victims of domestic abuse outnumber the female ones must all be conspiratards.
And all those people with black eyes i saw in videos about the subject were actors with excellent make-up.
I believe all women.
I also believe that Pretty Ugly Little Liars would be a better forum for you.

[McGinnis]

And The Sun won because they had evidence that Depp physically abused Amber on 12 different occasions. I think that should speak for itself.

What it says is that
A) The evidentiary standard for civil court is different than for criminal court. Same reason OJ Simpson walked for murder but had to pay the Goldman family millions
and
B) You're an idiot

[wulfenlord]

Bah, y'all need to educate yerself on Rachel's loyalty system. How 'bout ya stop the mental stigma and go fuck some cacti.

Though in all honesty, I guess Depp helped her through some Darck Thymes with his performance of Jack Swallow, or it's like with her wrestling allegiances where she just flips a coin to whom she owes her undying support.
In sad (but not weak) news, the opinion piece on @Spoonster will be delayed, helping her pneumonic mother took too much out of her brave warrior strength

I bet Noah will def appreciate your blog, gurl

Why I love the Spoony One: Noah is a former Youtube star that is sadly no longer a star, and has various mental illnesses

Its no wonder he circles into madness with fans like these.

Though I have to admit, this was an ok joke (that is, for people who still remember him outside the frogosphere - but at least he still has his Wikipedia page )

[Newhalf]

Did Rachel forget that she has met @TheSpoonyOne in person?
Also how much could she possibly help her mom around the house anyway?
All she could do is piss on the floor and complain about being in pain.

So DSP seems to be fed up with playing games poorly and just "reacts" to these aspie Down the rabbit hole videos for the time being and he said he wanted to do the one about Spoony, who also helped him through Darque Timés apparently.
Not sure if he already did it or not, but that could be a crossover no one expected or wanted to see.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>asking Rachel for help while you're recovering from pneumonia

This can only end well.

Did Rachel forget that she has met @TheSpoonyOne in person?

And why would she think that another follower of @TheSpoonyOne would need a Reader's Digest version of The Life and Times of Noah Antwiler?

Maybe she'll remember her IRL meeting whenever she starts repeating her sob tale from their almost-meeting where she got too wasted to appear.