Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[CuckTurdginson]

Oh man, Rachel is SO HOT, you could stick a frozen Turkey Leg in her ass and ten seconds later you could pull it out with a crispy deep fried skin. If you pull it out fast and hard you could get some warm corn and BBQ Sauce as a little bonus.

Imagine fucking Rachel up the ass and then having her shit out your dinner

[wulfenlord]

Second Hogsblog, hooray

>allegedly finished with actively writing a poem and the opinion piece she promised for March 17th, but only the poem is published
>poem is from December

The opinion piece hasn't even started yet, has it?

Funny how the alleged Wifi failure and her Macbook allegedly deleting the textfiles didn't delete the poem, too :3

A woman of thirty-five

Is sitting on her bed, letting her tears of

Sadness, depression and fear

Run down her cheeks

Her hands over her ears to cover the noise

Of the hateful voices in her mind

Her heart is heavy with the pain of hatred

Her soul is filled with the pain of trauma and

Devastation

A woman of thirty-seven

Is lying in bed, saying a mantra

“No more tears”

“No more pain”

Her lips curved into a smile

Her eyes dry and devoid of tears

Her heart filled with hope for a better future

Her soul filled with strength and courage to fight back

#sicknotweak
Meh, sounds pretty weak to me

I'd love to comment and subscribe Rachel, if you would publish your garbled mess on a platform where you can actually reply. This Medium safespace only allows for clap-claps

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Of course it's pretty weak. There's no rhyming to be had, and I doubt she knows anything about iambic pentameters. Worst of all it's a shitty ""poem"" about herself and her stunning warrior bravery. Except she has never "fought back" and likely never will.
Well, at least she didn't weasel in @TheSpoonyOne.

Imagine fucking Rachel up the ass and then having her shit out your dinner

Imagine having her ass for dinner.

Funny how the alleged Wifi failure and her Macbook allegedly deleting the textfiles didn't delete the poem, too :3

It's because she hasn't edited the poem file since December.

[McGinnis]

Well, at least she didn't weasel in @TheSpoonyOne

Yeah but you know she wanted to

[TheSpongeyOne]

A woman of 35
Scrapes barnacles off her thighs
Tears of fear and fear of beer
Lest the Spoonyone point and jeer
Grasping for air, she spreads her cheeks
She covers her nose she hasn't cleaned for weeks
A woman of 37
Acts like she's in Hell but really this is Heaven
Squeals the mantra, "sick, not weak!"
The only one to hear is the creaking toilet seat.

[Uguuboi]

Oh man, Rachel is SO HOT, you could stick a frozen Turkey Leg in her ass and ten seconds later you could pull it out with a crispy deep fried skin. If you pull it out fast and hard you could get some warm corn and BBQ Sauce as a little bonus.

Imagine fucking Rachel up the ass and then having her shit out your dinner

Eating jizz is gay, but eating buttjizz just seems far more so

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nah, man. It's like that cat shit coffee. Anything is more refined and classy if it comes out of someone's ass.

[RedLine]

The Germans are at it again.

[wulfenlord]

Nah man, shit-coffee is of Asian origin.

Meanwhile Giver of Lulz is openly accusing her husband of rape :3

[edit: removed the tweet, because even though she or Twitter already purged it, this Powerword:Name shit is really scummy behaviour]

And for the love of god, please think of the poor plastic bags

edit: it keeps getting better. Hog is swearing eternal servitude to '#BEELEEB WAHMYN! You wouldn't like her when she's angry!

...

Yeah, threatening someone with physical violence is totally believable when your knees buckle under 400lbs of fat and you need an ambulance when going grocery shopping.

Well, at least her long-promised opinion-piece about JAHN CEENAH is out - and it's pretty much a second love letter.

I used to hate you, then I binged Pacemaker because I'm a disgusting fatlard with nothing to do the whole day - then your twitter manager followed me, so now I'm in love with you

[ebin namefag]

>my opinion piece on John Cena
Independently that is a very funny sentence.