Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

It's my fault for developing diabetes. I did nothing. Still going to do nothing.

[Guest]

[Guest]

She will not learn a thing, she lives in perpetual Warthog day. Tomorrow she will be doing the same shit again.

[wulfenlord]

DO IT CUNT!

[Guest]

Yeah, fuck those suicide hotline people, because they don't eat up suicide bait! How rude!
Fuck this bitch for wasting their time that could be used to actually help someone.

[Newhalf]

"Suicide is anger turned inwards"
lolno
If it wasn't clear already that she's only baiting, this would definitely do it.
The people who really off themselves didn't feel completely helpless with no other way out, no, they were just really angry.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"Hulk SMASH (himself)!"

How dare you not follow the advice of Prof. Dr. MD Noah Antwiler, luminary in the field of arthritis with worldwide renown

(Fun fact: The Mashable Awards are second-only to the Nobel Prize in terms of medical awards.)

If you already had breakfast, here are some new selfies chronicling her self-discovery:

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You know, whenever I have to look at this face with its unchanging, vacant stare, I can't help but throw up wonder what kind of pain meds she gets for her joints.

DO IT CUNT!

Don't worry, Rachel is already on the case.

You know it's serious because she's going for a private chat instead of the usual "You mean so much to so many people".

Also another kek response:

It's your fault, you dumb bitch! Go fuck a cactus!

[casual pleb]

If she was actually depressed, she wouldn't be tweeting that crap, also calling herself "DepressionMuse" she pretty much declares, that depression is actually her identity, not an actual condition. She LIKES the idea of being depressed, she thinks that being depressed makes her COOL.

It's like if you were a victim of abuse and called yourself "TheMolestedJoe" on twatter.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

If you've called the suicide hotline many times in the past and still aren't dead... that's kind of a high success rate for their service, isn't it? Every time you got off the phone with them you failed to kill yourself 100% of the time. Can't really complain.

[Kugelfisch]

I guess that's a fair way of looking at it.

As for the warthog's abusive relationship, I am very certain she claimed that about her relationship with her aunt or grandma.
She has never stated to have been in an abusive romantic relationship, as far as I am aware.