Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Pretty sure this wouldn't be the first time @DepressionMuse gave up on a job out of laziness. These people love to repeat the same mistakes over and over again (through no fault of their own, of course).
And I'm growing increasingly triggered at Rachel's desire to see innocent flora get abused by evil people. What have cacti ever done to you, you self-proclaimed living saint?

[wulfenlord]

>called in sick
>not being actually sick

How is that good, Hog?

Also, even being schooled in the Dark Arts ov Detecting Troons I can't tell if this "Theresa" is trans or hog-levels of ugly... anyways, the... thing could only be a Robin-Sidekick in the Extended Hogsverse, its Twatter timeline is completely devoid of #depression, just fanboyism for oily-spandex-men.

Though I have to ask: why? Why are you getting this? For what purpose?

Can it do blood-sugar-testing?!

[Newhalf]

My trans-dar is going off at it, for whatever that's worth.

Gah I used to wish for a world where no one's sad but I have to realize how impossible that dream is alone for the fact that people like these want to be miserable.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>called in sick
>not being actually sick

How is that good, Hog?

There's a good chance she legit thinks that @DepressionMuse was serious with "muh mental health".

[Guest]

[Guest]

Love it. Looks like pat the shithead is grooming forky.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

I must have missed something. Why is a 40 year old literal retard applying to college?

How else is she supposed to begin her future wrestling career?

[casual pleb]

I would much prepare to fuck a cactus over Rachel - you can pull the spines out of the flesh and your dick would eventually heal, but the shame of having had sex with the warthog would never go away.

[wulfenlord]

Fucking finally! Here's hoping this poor creature isn't putting this revelation on her bucket-list with all the other dreams & aspirations.

If you already had breakfast, here are some new selfies chronicling her self-discovery:

SpoilerShow

Psst, Rachel, the pictures look exactly the same, except you wear your fishtank-glasses. Your face and especially the toad-like maw are indistinguishable

[RedLine]

Acceptance is necessary, but wallowing in self-pity has the same result as denial.
Either be sad and continue eating yourself into disease, disability, and death or do something about it.