Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Le Redditeur]

Too bad she can't go to Warrior University to finish her wrassling training, *snork*. Maybe what Rachel needs in her life is a bit of Destrucity and The Ultimate Warrior's wisdom to fix her life (although I really prefer she got Chris Benoited - she's almost a cripple anyway).

[Liar Revealed]

NGL, a Warthog college saga would be hilarious. I doubt she'd even last one semester.

[wulfenlord]

hey you guyz, poor Rachel did research about finding a college and got a terrible headache from the effort

Don't stress yourself queen! One step at a time! take it easy!

Good thing she went to sleep instead of taking a shower for fear of drowning! #sickandsick

[Rapeculture]

One of you guys seriously need to pity fuck her very hard until she becomes at least half normal.

[Guest]

One of you guys seriously need to pity fuck her very hard until she becomes at least half normal.

Do you reckon she ever had the D? I mean, has she always been a 0 or could she have been something like a `1 or 2 during her early 20s, so that by multiplying by alchohol she could become a maximum 6 for some poor soul who would then fuck her?

[Rapeculture]

One of you guys seriously need to pity fuck her very hard until she becomes at least half normal.

Do you reckon she ever had the D? I mean, has she always been a 0 or could she have been something like a `1 or 2 during her early 20s, so that by multiplying by alchohol she could become a maximum 6 for some poor soul who would then fuck her?

I'm probably too drunk to answer this properly right now, but I'm going to anyway.

There is no way in hell she has ever gotten dicked. Judging by what we've seen in her tweets, there is no way a guy could ever talk to her for more than 5 minutes without being totally put off. Her constant self pity and awkwardness would make any man's penis shrink instantaneously. She is anti-Viagra personified.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I must have missed something. Why is a 40 year old literal retard applying to college?

It's probably just one of those fantasies like her pro-wrestling career, even if it's somewhat more realistic.

>drowning from showering

Nani~?!

[Guest]

Not really that much of a stretch when a 10 minute walk uses up all your energy for the day.

[casual pleb]

I'm probably too drunk to answer this properly right now, but I'm going to anyway.

There is no way in hell she has ever gotten dicked. Judging by what we've seen in her tweets, there is no way a guy could ever talk to her for more than 5 minutes without being totally put off. Her constant self pity and awkwardness would make any man's penis shrink instantaneously. She is anti-Viagra personified.

Didn't she say, that she was in an abusive relationship or smthng? I could see some old limp-dick drunktard in his 40's dicking/smacking her around a few times, when she was in her 20s and was still able to go out and stuff.

She may have never been properly dicked, but I would bet, on that she gotten drunk-fucked at least a few times, since she was an alcoholic, hanging around the nerdy conventions, where bigger part of the demographics is fat nerdy incels.

[Guest]

I'm not terrible looking and I've fucked some hideous crotch goblins in my day. I'm not proud, I'd never admit it other than anonymously and I still won't tell the grossest or even 10th grossest part of it.

I assume men who look worse have accordingly "done" worse. Not to mention all the Linkaras out there - gay men in denial are known for fucking and often even marrying absolute ogres.