Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[wulfenlord]

Never call a suicide line unless it's your last resort. They suck ass. Shitty people on the line.

The poor fellow probably got sick of the attention-seeking whore and told her to Do it faggot! get laid/get a cat.

Also I am Tweeting this because none of my friends want to hear it.

Understandable. Good on them.

No. No you should not, you moody bitch.

[Kugelfisch]

>be suicide hotline worker
>this stupid bitch calls
>like every friday
>you know she won't off herself
>have this cunt constantly waste your time
>she called three times today already
>can't tell her to fuck off because the calls are recorded
Post yfw

My guess is he had shitty re-tread tires on and the tread came off. You mostly see that with truckers though.

Never heard of truck tires getting re-threaded that way. Those are re-cut, usually.

[casual pleb]

Dumb bitch is just wasting everyone's time with her shit and clogging the line for someone who might actually need it.

If she's going to sleep instead of killing herself, then obviously they either helped or she had no intention of doing it in the first place.

"So much for pretending to be suicidal, I guess I'll just go to sleep"

Seriously, wtf is that shit.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She just wants the attention, and "Hellooooo, I'm trying to kill myself right NOW!" seems to do the job for her.

SpoilerShow

and of course our very own retard is right there taking the bait

Too bad this is the sort of attention she gets. But I'm sure she'll return the favor for when Rachel inevitably feels sad (which is just a matter of time with her fatty liver and beetus in denial situation).

[Guest]

- Jesus, take me. I'm tired. Stop giving me your hardest battles.
- Girl, come on, you're just crying about suicide on Twitter.

[Dingus Bajingus]

>be suicide hotline worker
>this stupid bitch calls
>like every friday
>you know she won't off herself
>have this cunt constantly waste your time
>she called three times today already
>can't tell her to fuck off because the calls are recorded
Post yfw

Starting to get really miffed at how folks like this are constantly and casually talking about using other people's time, labor, skills and resources (doctors, dieticians, coaches, therapists, ect.) without ever seeming to notice that they are using those things. Like, it takes a crew of 12 people to keep me alive for another day, but look how brave I am doing it on my own with just my fucking Mulan necklace.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They are the center of their little universe, so they take these serfs for granted.

[Kugelfisch]

Like, it takes a crew of 12 people to keep me alive for another day, but look how brave I am doing it on my own with just my fucking Mulan necklace.

In the case of this depression twat, it doesnt even take that. She's just working hard to make people miserable for her narcissistic need for attention.
That ugly bitch has decided to take the chip on her shoulder for being unfuckable and unlikable and weaponizing it against altruistic people to leech from them.

The worst thing is that suicide would actually be a net benefit to society in her case but she's never even dreamt about considering it for a single second and doesn't actually derive any enjoyment out of her shitty behaviour.
So, she's a lot like Spoony and it makes sense that the equally terrible warthog would be her biggest cheerleader. Just miserable people making others miserable for no gain to anyone. A net loss of enjoyment and productivity for everyone.

[Guest]

>can't tell her to fuck off because the calls are recorded

Correct me if I'm wrong but don't you typically have to press the 'record for training purposes' button? Not to mention they could just put her on hold until she gives up and hangs up, which is what I imagine they do anyway.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm just assuming they are recorded for the chance of there being some legal relevance. I could be completely mistaken about that.