Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I'm aware of those but are the Spoony tweets really the only evidence of this actually occurring? I certainly never saw anything more substantial.

He wasn't arrested so there'd be no police report or anything external. His resentment towards his parents and Christmas seems real so I believe it.

Yeah, I totally believe that a weak nerd with arms of an 8 year old who had trouble maintaining eye contact even with a camera was taking on mall cops. He'd never lie about that and make himself sound like some kind of bad ass.

Noah doesn't outright fabricate things, but rather uses twitter to vent and filters everything through his narcissistic perspective and slants events accordingly.

lol he outright fabricates things all the fucking time

You can always tell the redditors, Kiwis and ex-simps.

[Dehbashi]

3. His mom sending food to his house and telling him over twitter

Wait, what? I didn't know about this. What's the back story here?

[Kugelfisch]

None. That's it. She sent him a parcel and told him via Twitter.

His Christmas hatred is pathetic teenager angst faggotry. It doesn't get more pretend edgy than that.
Christmas is a time of being comfy, great food and day drinking. Only faggots don't like Christmas.
They are also often the same dipshits that claim Halloween is their favourite holiday, which is another smooth brain take.

[casual pleb]

3. His mom sending food to his house and telling him over twitter

Wait, what? I didn't know about this. What's the back story here?

He bitched about starving, so parents sent him food, then he bitched about not being able to get the parcel, because he was too weak to shovel through 30 centimeters of snow.

[Complicity]

but that doesn't mean he automatically got a group of people who could stand playing with him.

Read his livejournal, he talks about leaving gaming groups all the time.

I've denounced my Friday gaming group.

Ever realize that you've been hanging out with a bunch of people for about three years and you don't even really like any of them? And none of them really like you?

https://spoonyone.livejournal.com/45786.html

Yeah, he leaves imaginary gaming groups all the time.
And once he played with a troon who is also a marine who also murdered another member for the crime of calling him a faggot.

The only real experience Spoony had with gaming groups is when Lordkat's group told him to fuck off because they had enough of his attitude and power trips, he silently fucked off and they continued playing.
And that happened when his popularity was at its peak.
He may have had friends other than Miles the Ace at some point, but obviously they left like Orcril and the Red Sow.

[RedLine]

And once he played with a troon who is also a marine who also murdered another member for the crime of calling him a faggot.

I think that was the best Spoony story.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He bitched about starving, so parents sent him food, then he bitched about not being able to get the parcel, because he was too weak to shovel through 30 centimeters of snow.

It's better to die from starvation than to freeze to death while being paralyzed from an icicle embedded in your spine.

[Kugelfisch]

How much would being paralysed impact his life really?

[Guest]

an icicle embedded in your spine.

That'd be the closest he's gotten to sex in the last ten years.

[Nobue]

>Greeks like boys in skirts
Figures.

They were into traps before all of us plebs