PushingUpRoses AKA SuckingOutFatness (Advocate of suicide, Queen of cucking LGR)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

[Rapeculture]

When she got hungry while the fridge was empty?

I'm fucking serious, she sat on the bird. She tweeted about it

Fucking LOL, she pulled a Chris Moltisante! Except instead of shooting up and not noticing the pet on the couch, she was eating an ice cream sandwich.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Birds are pretty lightly built. There's a good chance her well-insulated buttcheeks didn't register any resistance.

[TheBilthCollector]

Not sure if the parrot is now in a better or worse place, but at least it's moved on.

Better.

Is there no fate worse for an animal than to be a pet of an IN?

[Guest]

When she got hungry while the fridge was empty?

I'm fucking serious, she sat on the bird. She tweeted about it

What a lovely way to die.

[Guest]

Fucking LOL, she pulled a Chris Moltisante

More like an Uncle Phil

[Guest]

I think this is one of those AIs that try to generate a "realistic" human face.
This one is still learning, it seems.

StyleGANs do a much more convincing job of creating a human being than whatever the fuck that thing is

[Liar Revealed]

So Sarah is so fat her ass crushed a bird to death. And I'm sure she learned nothing from that.

[Guest]

So Sarah is so fat her ass crushed a bird to death. And I'm sure she learned nothing from that.

To be fair, thin or fat, if you sit on a bird it will die

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah they aren't exactly sturdy. Good job on killing your own pet through carelessness, Sarah. That's a level of stupid most people will never reach. Finally, for once in your life, you're special, and it wasn't for any of your trihard shit but came natural to you by being a clumsy, ice -cream-sandwich-in-the-toilet-dropping, fat, dumb cow.