Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mad bum]

He made me want to try wizardry 8, the banter on that game seems pretty incredible.

[Guest]

I put 20 hours into Wizardry 8 last year and feel like I barely scratched the surface, game is insane. Imagine going through that with all the hassle of custom portraits, a easy 80 hours game and video editing.

Then imagine Spoony's let's say Ultima 6 review for a minute which is 12 minutes long, about 8 minutes is dumb sketches and he spends most of the video in the first few rooms British's castle bitching about the interface. Oh, and he credits someone else for 'most' of the footage. How sad would it be to call yourself an authority on anything? Why the fuck is this Ultima shit somehow seen as a magnum opus, one of the great works of the internet. It's embarrassing.

[Complicity]

>The virgin Ultima vs the Chad Might & Magic

Just look at Richard Garriot.
Then at Paul Anthony Romero.
Now back to Richard Garriot.
Now back to Paul Anthony Romero.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Sseth was even Chad enough to promote a rad mod that lets you play M&M6-8 within the engine of 8.
Wouldn't surprise me if stuff like this was done for Ultimate as well, but Boss only every briefly showed clips of the console ports as part of his stolen footage.

[Guest]

I miss skits in reviews.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Boy, do I have a "talented" comic book reviewer for you, then. He also does Power Rangers (though without a set schedule).

[casual pleb]

I miss skits in reviews.

You must really hate yourself.

[Dingus Bajingus]

I miss skits in reviews.

Banned.

[RedLine]

I miss skits in reviews.

Chuckles the Jester and Spoony Bum were the perfection of comedy. Not even the darkest of times could dim them.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I cried when Dr. Insano finally accepted his son.