Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

SpoilerShow

What do you reckon spoony wrote to her that made her cry?

[Guest]

I'm wishing desperately that this pertains to something Spoon sent her, but it's impossible due to rule #1

[Guest]

I'm wishing desperately that this pertains to something Spoon sent her, but it's impossible due to rule #1

It is. She said it in another one of her tweets, she "thanks him for the DM". After that she posted these 2

[Guest]

Could it be that Spoons actually told her to fuck off?

[Guest]

It's from 2012. Nothing fucking happens but current year Spoony is too lazy to even piss in a bottle anymore.

Rule. One.

[Kugelfisch]

Was that about the time he got his pet orc? That could be what she was heartbroken about.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Did she slow down with her "Please fuck me, Spoony"-tweetd after the DM? If so, I imagine it included a variation of the line "I will never fuck you, even if you were the last hoe on Earth".

[RedLine]

DHI, Take the Kigu pill.

Will that get me laid?

It will. But likely not in the position you'd prefer.

[wulfenlord]

I wear this crown of thorns...
(though maybe, just maybe, everyone hates you because you refuse to do anything for 6+ years. But narcissistic victim complex is fine, too)

Meanwhile Rachel is having a breakdown after hearing the fucking BING BING WAHOO soundtrack

[Complicity]

She could at the very least cry while listening to good vidyagayme music