Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Guestfag · Post by **Guestfag** » Sat Jun 26, 2021 10:02 am

Well, still looks like 10 is last, because 11 is more like update to 10 than new system - at least that's what I remember them saying somewhere (or claim like that).
Troony is a fucking disgusting bum. You can still get 10 for fucking free and you don't need egay and give nigger 10 bucks like someone said here.

But anyway, I remember there was mention of the blog and that fucking creepy Spooner worship notice-me bideo for wart, but reviews?
She was fucking IN 10 years ago? That's new.

wulfenlord · Post by **wulfenlord** » Sat Jun 26, 2021 10:24 am

YEAR OF THE SPOON - TWITTER HIGHLIGHT REEL
May 2021
Key notes: Notice me Marz-senpai
Total tweets, counting May 1st til May 30th: 228 / ø 9,12 (His Twitdeck was running hot that month, only 5 days absence)
Total #ItsSimpleWeShockTheWorld: 25 (11% of all tweets, thus getting another mention)
Total #Depression threads: 12

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Post by **VoiceOfReasonPast** » Sat Jun 26, 2021 12:23 pm

>simping for Armzgurl

wulfenlord · Post by **wulfenlord** » Sat Jun 26, 2021 6:17 pm

Let's all suffer a bit, shall we? From the grottos of Twitterhell, to the dark skies of Kikebook, because did you ever wonder, though her Tweets during 2011 where already cringey/stalkey, where all the raunchy sex fantasy smut was, seeing as the Red Dragon was long gone? Simple, because in 2011 Noah was not yet over having his heart ripped out. But once he wanted to get his dick wet again (see for yourself), Rachel sniffed her chance, and manically got to work. Subtley/flirtey? Well...

YEAR OF THE SPOON - TWITTER HIGHLIGHT REEL ~ RETRO RACHEL EDITION
Rebruary til November 2012
Key notes: unbridled lust for the limpest of dicks
Total mindfuck threads: About 50 (no embedded Tweets in most cases but where the comedic value is too good to pass up, plz don't cap my FTP torrent speed on DHI premium, Poonoo)

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https://twitter.com/RaeAngel07/status/1 ... 0555591681 - starting off strong on Valentine's day
https://twitter.com/RaeAngel07/status/1 ... 8084895745 - getting some Misery vibes here again instead of concern
https://twitter.com/RaeAngel07/status/1 ... 9845669888 - ah yes, visions of violence, always a good coping mechanism after a breakup, but I guess in her mental-gymnastics-world this counts as passion

Come summer, her sexual hormones are working overdrive, enter at your own risk! (Turns out, the roasting with Please sir, just a crumb of dick was not exaggarating

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https://twitter.com/RaeAngel07/status/2 ... 7276500992
https://twitter.com/RaeAngel07/status/2 ... 9292116993
https://twitter.com/RaeAngel07/status/2 ... 1239081984
https://twitter.com/RaeAngel07/status/2 ... 3726280705
https://twitter.com/RaeAngel07/status/2 ... 4443205632

Now we're getting somewhere...

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https://twitter.com/RaeAngel07/status/2 ... 9188405248
https://twitter.com/RaeAngel07/status/2 ... 2459590656

She's wet alright, but we're not yet kissing her barren womb! More!

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MORE!

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FUCK HER RAW!

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MAKE HER BLEED!

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FILL HER UP!

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Well, I hope you had an awful time, too

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Thus ends the first saga of the Hog. After this, she gave up on keeping us informed how tired she was and what Spoony vlog she favorited on JewTube, biding her time, right until the Orc left her idol. It's funny in retrospect how thirsty the Spoonlord himself was during this period.

For anyone interested in the corresponding Kikebook drama (that's where her adoptive mother had to endure the Hogs pining over @TheSpoonyOne), I took the trouble of picking out the best nuggets:

- one more open letter to the Loony One
- Who would've thunk: she actually is an Assburger
- Airing her dirty laundry, but oh no, someone talks back to her outside of her Twitter bubble

After 2014 her FB account is rather aborted, and there is little to no evidence of social interactions, which is a rather good thing, because I am exhausted now #SickDirtyandMean #EndTheStigma *sigh*

Post by **mad bum** » Sat Jun 26, 2021 6:52 pm

I appreciate the autism.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Jun 26, 2021 7:10 pm

wulfenlord wrote: ↑
Sat Jun 26, 2021 6:17 pm
- one more open letter to the Loony One
- Who would've thunk: she actually is an Assburger
- Airing her dirty laundry, but oh no, someone talks back to her outside of her Twitter bubble

Can you cap these? I don't use Kikebook and archive no longer bypasses the need to login

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Jun 26, 2021 7:13 pm

Welp glad I didn't eat breakfast.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Jun 26, 2021 7:15 pm

Hahahahahahaha

Oh dear

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Jun 26, 2021 7:20 pm

Guest wrote: ↑
Sat Jun 26, 2021 7:10 pm

wulfenlord wrote: ↑
Sat Jun 26, 2021 6:17 pm
- one more open letter to the Loony One
- Who would've thunk: she actually is an Assburger
- Airing her dirty laundry, but oh no, someone talks back to her outside of her Twitter bubble
Can you cap these? I don't use Kikebook and archive no longer bypasses the need to login

This is the "open letter to @TheSpoonyOne":

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Mistakes
Do not brood over your past mistakes and failures as this will only fill your mind with grief, regret and depression. Do not repeat them in the future.
- Sivananda

In all of the twenty-seven years I've been alive, I have made a lot of mistakes. Some small, some big and some that most people consider to be unforgivable. But the one mistake that I've made often when I was younger was never owning up to my mistakes and taking responsibility for them. I used to blame other people for my failures and for the things that I've done that pissed off a lot of people especially my family and friends. That trait was made worse after I developed a drinking problem that got out of control when I turned nineteen. I lashed out at everyone who tried to help me and pushed away loved ones when they got close. I lost friends who tried to help me but gave up on me when I refused to let them help. I even treated a family member who I loved very much like shit. I eventually stopped drinking six years ago and haven't done it since (except a few times where I've slipped up). Over time, I started taking full responsibility for everything that I did before and after I started drinking and even apologized to the people I had hurt over the years.

Except for one person and I never had the chance to apologize to her before losing her to cancer.

That person was my late aunt whom I treated horribly and yet I loved very much. Shortly after I had stopped drinking, she was diagnosed with skin cancer and fought it for two years before she died on Christmas Day 2008. I had wanted very badly to apologize to her for what I had done to her but cancer had claimed her life before I could. But I knew that she would have forgiven me if she were alive to accept my apology.

I know you would be wondering what brought all of this on. Well, it all started with a text from my best friend/surrogate brother Richard that I got from him Tuesday night telling me that he would call me and not even a minute later, a friend of his called me using Richard's cell phone and told me that everything was fine. I was angry, confused and hurt. I mean, I'm one of his best friends and he does something like this to me? Well, anyway, I had calmed down and thought that I was over it until last night (Wednesday night) when I went on Twitter to check out some tweets that Spoony (also known as @TheSpoonyOne) had posted and all of the anger from the previous night came rushing back. Then I made the mistake of taking out my anger on Spoony even though he had nothing to do with what happened between me and Richard but I was having trouble controlling my anger and Spoony became the unfortunate target of my wrath.

At first I didn't understand why I chose Spoony to take my anger out on but after thinking about it, I now know why. It's because Spoony's behavior on Twitter (lashing out at fans and friends who try to help him) had started to bring back painful memories of my own behavior during the years of my drinking problem and recent bouts of depression and anxiety. Spoony is doing the same thing I did when I was in my late teens and early 20s when I was drinking, partying and didn't care about everyone and everything around me. I tried not to let it bother me but the more I saw of Spoony's tweets, the more it affected me and yet I remained one of his loyal fans and supporters despite this. Why? Why do I support someone who treats other people like shit? Because I know that there is something good in him just like I saw in Richard when we became friends five years ago.

I hope to be friends with Spoony but I'm going to see where life goes. If it happens, awesome. If not, I'll take comfort knowing that I tried. Do I take responsibility for wrongfully taking my anger out on him? Yes, I do. Do I want to apologize for what I did? Again, yes. But right now, I'm just going to avoid contact with Spoony for a while and hope that he would calm down before he does something really stupid.

Have I forgotten the way Spoony treats his fans and other people? No, I haven't but it doesn't justify what I did to him. It's also something that I will not do again in the future and it's a lesson that I'm taking to heart.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Jun 26, 2021 7:23 pm

Here are the other two. "Wil" in this appears to be one of her (seemingly many) ex-landlords:

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The Assburger Discrimination Post. Honestly Assburger is like the least of her problems:

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