Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mad bum]

YEAR OF THE SPOONY ONE!

[Complicity]

Kill. Yourself. Kill & yourself.

"I, unlike Cuckson, will succeed!"

Finally, a liquid spoony who doesn't cuck to truckers.

Give him time.

[Guest]

So what happened to original liquid?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

On a scale from 0-10 how much effort you think the hog has put into finding a house?

I like how she thinks she's special because she can take care of two unrelated things at the same time.

Having the Hog of Warts in your neighborhood will make property values go way down.

How? She couldn't get past he rown lawn before collapsing.

Oh nonononono, THIS is kigarumi.

Mine was aimed at little girls and grown adults. Yours is only for the latter.

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Thanks for the site link, though.

The particular tabloids that love royalty are usually more about crawling into their asses, reporting excitedly about some German baron or Dutch dutchess, titles that mean less than nothing.

Oh, they do like themselves some drama, be it about some bimbo who doesn't take enough care of her duties and/or childs, or some evil step-mother conspiring against her.
I also like it when they try to meme some kind of "family curse" into existence.

[Guest]

So what happened to original liquid?

He mostly sticks to the farms but occasionally pops up here to make a bitter guestpost or beg for attention.

[Guest]

So what happened to original liquid?

FOXDIE

[Guest]

So what happened to original liquid?

He mostly sticks to the farms but occasionally pops up here to make a bitter guestpost or beg for attention.

He has an account on foxdickfarms?

[Newhalf]

Maybe he was crushed and devoured by marzgurl for showing weakness.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Her arms are long enough that he always feels her iron grip on his neck.

[wulfenlord]

HOLY MOTHER OF FRICK, this tard needs wrangling. Hard wrangling. Here are L'Wart of Hogs tweets from 10 years ago, but they could very well be from last week (extra spoiler protection wards +5 have been erected to contain her):

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Hog dreaming about a royal wedding with her husbando S.O. (hint: it's @TheSpoonyOne wink wink)

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So you think armshatterer Cuckson is badass? Try on Explodin' knee Rachel. Just ask for her friendcode

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Fucking Fritz the Cat is enough to trigger her PTSD

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