Quinton Reviews: Love Me Lindsay

[Guest]

I assume he talks about their feet for the whole five hours - what the fuck. The arrogance of some people

Following in Dan Schneider's footsteps, as expected.

[CuckTurdginson]

I got 10 minutes in. This guy could give Linky a run for his money in terms of tism.

[Old Black Man]

That's the face he makes when he watches iCarly from her bedroom window when she's changing clothes. How much autism does it take to not realise how creepy that face looks?

That’s what I’m saying, that is his fucking fap face!

This reboot sounds like they’re just cashing in on that trend Disney did with shows like Girl Meets World and Raven’s Home years ago. I can’t find a plot synopsis save for bits like Carly’s new bestie is black and the cuck friend has adopted a kid. Sure they’re all around 28 now, but is she just coming back to be Lindsay Ellis or something? Can’t wait for the classic episodes such as iGetAnAbortion, iFightWhiteSupremacy, or iScrewOverAllOfMyFriends.

I see it too.

[Guest]

The fat kid from Head of the Class got rich and knocked up Britney's sister.

[Moe Bitches]

One thing you could say about Head of the Class, it had a bitchin' theme:

[CuckTurdginson]

I’ll say this for Quinton - he’s more sincere than Blob, so when Lindsay fucking him over does make me feel a little bad.

[Guest]

TL;DR on Quinton and Lindsay?

[Complicity]

I’ll say this for Quinton - he’s more sincere than Blob, so when Lindsay fucking him over does make me feel a little bad.

Into the oven all 3 of them go.

TL;DR on Quinton and Lindsay?

He crept on her asking for dates, she canceled him like she did with Blobert and his precious selfie.
I guess becoming male allies didn't change their sex life.

[Guest]

Into the oven all 3 of them go.

We're gonna need a bigger oven

He crept on her asking for dates, she canceled him like she did with Blobert and his precious selfie.
I guess becoming male allies didn't change their sex life.

In that case I'm going to have to agree with cuck, G-d help me. At least you can somewhat respect a man who says outright that he wants to fuck, instead of Blob's being a creepy orbiter.

[CuckTurdginson]

Well - it’s because the tism is so prevalent, dude couldn’t lie if he wanted to.