Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It will never be like the real deal.
They've probably washed themselves at least 2 times since then.

The fuck is unclear about FOTNS? Kenshiro is driven by revenge and a sense of justice, dude wipes out marauding psychopaths in a post apocalyptic wasteland, goddamn he’s either just being a contrarian asshole or really has procured brain damage from all the drinking.

Noah "I don't even like good Anime" Antwiler is just being a contrarian again to start some twitter slapfight.

[Guest]

It will never be like the real deal.
They've probably washed themselves at least 2 times since then.

The fuck is unclear about FOTNS? Kenshiro is driven by revenge and a sense of justice, dude wipes out marauding psychopaths in a post apocalyptic wasteland, goddamn he’s either just being a contrarian asshole or really has procured brain damage from all the drinking.

Noah "I don't even like good Anime" Antwiler is just being a contrarian again to start some twitter slapfight.

The only thing I know about from Spoony's reviews is he apparently hated a romance in some final fantasy game and wanted to try to upset viewers by saying one of the people in the relationship had an ex? And then talked about the ex and them having sex?
I don't really get how that's even a good argument, that just makes him look really gross and sad, and funny in a pathetic way.
Not as funny as not being able to understand FOTNS, but still funny.

[Guest]

How many taxes Spoony pays?

[Newhalf]

Spoony did animu reviews? I was not aware of such thing.

The only thing I know about from Spoony's reviews is he apparently hated a romance in some final fantasy game and wanted to try to upset viewers by saying one of the people in the relationship had an ex? And then talked about the ex and them having sex?

You're talking about Squall X Rinoa, the GREATEST ROMANCE OF ALL TIME if FF8 fans are to be believed.
Seriously, FF8 fanbois are only a slight bit better than Spoopy himself, if that.
Regrettably I played that game back when, and the chemistry of those characters is even deader than Aerith post-penetration.

[Guest]

Squall should`ve picked teacher with whip.

[casual pleb]

How many taxes Spoony pays?

lol

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Spoony did animu reviews? I was not aware of such thing.

He did Garzey's Wing and Space Thunder Kids with Bennetto the Italian Stallion. The latter might not count since it's a Korean bootleg, though.
Then he did some Tekken animu movie during a brief period where he reviewed fighting game stuff (1 KoF movie, 1 live-action Tekken and 1 animu Tekken).

[Newhalf]

Oh that would make sense. I avoided everything that involved Bennet the fat sperg, even in the days when my Spoony admiration still burned somewhat more fervently (my tymes were never leDark though).
Plus I didn't give enough of a shit about Tekken to watch him yammer on about its movie tie-ins.

[Le Redditeur]

Squall should`ve picked teacher with whip.

That would have been the obviously superior choice over Seifer's sloppy seconds.

[Guest]

Squall should have taken all the women, even the sorceresses, and made a harem.*

I played FF8 when I was a teen and was all "Squall is me! Best character ever!!!11" It wasn't until I was out of my teens that I realized what awkward faggots teenagers really are. Square really nailed the writing on him.

*there was a goofy fighting show on tv around the same time, like a cross between wrestling and wmca masters, and one of the lady managers looked just like Quistis. Fap city bros.