Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

What if... Miles was the father?

It's some Indian guy. She could have some adorable little half-Pajeeta running around, whom she could raise and guide and give her life meaning and fulfillment. Instead she got a documentary, and drinks her nights away as a childless 40 something. Despite all their preening about being so much smarter than anyone else, they're just sad losers.

[Kugelfisch]

Must be pretty tough to realize that you're a no good breeder after all after having spent thousands on useless degrees, femshit websites and vanity project books.

And yet, every time you visit Pissney World and see parents with children out of the corner of your wine-blurred vision, you hear the clock ticking you can't drown out, no matter how many glasses of pinot noir you slam.
But you can't answer that clock, as your uterus is obliterated, you're too old, your alcoholism is insurmountable and your *white* parents from Alabama were right and you won't give them that satisfaction!

Eat shit, Lindsay!

[Guest]

Tfw you realize the dad you hate was right about everything.

[wulfenlord]

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Spoony doesn't like [thing]. Guess what Rachel's position on [thing] is, c'mon, just guess

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This is even worse than usual. Typically, she pretends that she always had @TheSpoonyOne's opinion on [thing], but this time she blatantly admits she has no actual idea what [thing] is, and will gladly copy @TheSpoonyOne's final judgement without an research of her own.

Also a "huge anime fan" should realize that someone's poorly-tought-out premise of an animu might not reflect the actual product. Many animu sound silly even in the most objective of premises.

Tfw you realize the dad you hate was right about everything.

#AnotherSJWMoment

EDIT: This one gave me a sensible chuckle. It combines our Lord and Savior with the only good capeshit meme.

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[Guestfag]

I don't know what you're rambling about here. I've thought HUGE was already well established, hence warthog. She's not wrong, just shockingly self-aware.

[Guest]

Something's really funny about the basic, but really nice, Fist of the North Star plot confusing Spoony.
Like how for all of his pretentiousness he can't comprehend basic concepts.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You'd think Rachel would like the idea of an invincible martial artist helping out the sick and weak because he just such a nice guy. That's basically what our altruistic pro-wrestler wants to be.

[Newhalf]

If she's a huge "anime fan", and I'm assuming by that she means "general anime that the normies have heard about", shouldn't she already know what the deal is with Fist of the North Star?

[mad bum]

"general anime that the normies have heard about"

Hey that's me.