Retro Games

Post by **Moe Bitches** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 8:22 pm

Here you go oldfags. I've only played the 3rd one iirc and thought it was alright but I love arcade shoot em ups.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 8:54 pm

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>remake

It'll be shit just like every game remake ever, and specifically like the Panzer Dragoon remake that Sugu shit out a year or so ago.

Post by **Kugelfisch** » Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:53 pm

No lightgun so it's shit.

Post by **VoiceOfReasonPast** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:52 am

Who needs a lightgun if you can have this?!

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(Probably not compatible with the remake, or really anything outside of the shitty mini-game this came with.)

Post by **Le Redditeur** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:58 am

That would get little Jimmy a passing grade for an Arts & Crafts project on recycling, if he was a 10 year old kid or younger.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:10 pm

House of the Dead was never good. This is just Sega scraping the bottom of the barrel, like they always do.

Post by **Moe Bitches** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 9:06 pm

Gotta wonder what the top of the barrel is.

Post by **Kugelfisch** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 9:35 pm

Of SEGA? Super Hang On?

Post by **Complicity** » Thu Apr 15, 2021 11:04 pm

Moe Bitches wrote: ↑
Thu Apr 15, 2021 9:06 pm
Gotta wonder what the top of the barrel is.

Is that a rhetorical question?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Apr 16, 2021 1:59 am

Moe Bitches wrote: ↑
Thu Apr 15, 2021 9:06 pm
Gotta wonder what the top of the barrel is.

Project Devo.

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