Retro Games

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Re: Retro Games

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Apr 09, 2021 4:23 am

Most xbox 360 jrpgs were either bad or had superior ports. Or both. PissFour has a version of Last Remnant that reportedly doesn't run like ass. Nobody cares about undiscovery. Blue Dragon was mega garbage. Tales of Vesperia got ported. I like cave shooters but microsuck didn't. They wouldn't even localize mushihimesama futari. Resonance of Fate was ported. Final fantasy XIII sucked huge dongs.

The best rpg on the xbox 360 to this day is probably New Vegas. Maybe a case could be made for Ass Effect 1, KotoR, Fagon Age Origins or Jade Empire depending what aesthetic you find the most kino. All of those games are the same game anyway.
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Post by Guest » Fri Apr 09, 2021 4:28 am

Microshaft cucked me out of the titty ninja games as a Piss2norm and I hate them for that and nothing else.
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Post by Guest » Fri Apr 09, 2021 4:32 am

rabidtictac wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 09, 2021 4:23 am
 Most xbox 360 jrpgs were either bad or had superior ports.
Which makes it more hilarious that Microsoft actually subsidised those. They gave developers a big marketing and development budget because they wanted to crack the Japanese market and...they only sold 1.5 million 360s in Japan.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Apr 09, 2021 10:55 am

They though they had the autism market on lock. Turns out that Halo kiddie autism doesn't translate to weeb autism.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:35 am

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Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:09 am
>Last Remnant
Got Pissy port until the Jews said no.
It also got a PC port, like literally every Ixbox game worth owning (since the Ixbox is a just a Windows operating system that identifies as a console).
Then they removed the game from the Steam shop due to an upcoming HD remake, even though that one is exclusive to PS4 and Switch.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Guest » Sat Apr 10, 2021 4:25 pm

When is Microsoft going to buy Sega?
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Post by Guest » Sat Apr 10, 2021 5:09 pm

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 When is Microsoft going to buy Sega?
PC port of SMT Nine when?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:26 pm

Halo vs Sanic, baby!
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Complicity » Sat Apr 10, 2021 9:44 pm

Guest wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 10, 2021 5:09 pm
Guest wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 10, 2021 4:25 pm
 When is Microsoft going to buy Sega?
PC port of SMT Nine when?
Was that game good?
Ban probably knows.
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Re: Retro Games

Post by Moe Bitches » Sun Apr 11, 2021 6:28 pm

Holy shit, fuck:
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