Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah no idea if he ever was officially diagnosed with it anyway.
Psychosis works so much better. He's a prick, is paranoid and thinks everyone is against him and although he is supposedly ultra depressed he won't kill himself.

I told you that I know a fucker just like that. He was always kind of a dick but shit really kicked into overdrive in his 20s. Dude is completely useless, makes up ailments all the time, has a persecution complex, get panic attacks over needing to do anything and has delusions of grandure. Completely irrational and all the shit he deals with is caused by himself. A perfect fit for no good Noah.

[Rushy]

Spoony's one and only true problem is his inability to accept criticism. Literally everything comes back to that.

[Complicity]

Spoony is throwing the most Spooniest tantrum right now.

SpoilerShow

He sounds like 8 years old me, lying about being ill because i wanted a day off from school.
You don't understand how ill i am, mom!

[Guest]

So what triggered this? You think a family member said something?

[rabidtictac]

So what triggered this? You think a family member said something?

I think it's what he said. He went to his psychiatrist bitching about how everything was April's fault and demanding more scrips, and the psych probably gave him some gentle-but-firm pushback. Which he absolutely loses his shit over.

[Newhalf]

Maybe his manic episodes are when he does his "haha so funneh" tweets, there's always lots of those and they aren't punctuated by his usual sadbraining.
Spoopy is a hard one to armchair-diagnose because I feel that whatever real psychological disorders he has are minor enough that he could live a normal, healthy life with minimal or even no meds and just counseling.
His major issue seems to be that he is a massive cuntstain.
That's it for my professional diagnosis.

Also I can't understand how anyone (EVEN Warthog!) can be dumb enough to believe that lazy half-assed Blowjob Meyers 'scheme'.
Before he ""died"", he only had that one twitter account "Maureen and Michael" because he would claim that "Maureen" is actually too retarded to have and operate her own.
But now that he's "gone", she works it out fine and tweets exactly as he does?
Maybe she learned by watching and imitating him like some kind of stupid monkey? Ha!

[Guest]

Maybe, Spoony should make anime series instead of real movie? This stuff about suffering was something anime-tier, your average shounen about villain (and future friend, by the way) with dark past and edgy behavior.

[Some Sick Fuck]

So what triggered this? You think a family member said something?

Different pills? Who knows, it's weird seeing him acknowledge how much people hate him, even if he doesn't understand why people hate him and just turn it into typical pity party.

After all the shit he talked about refusing to visit a psychiatrist, why any of you faggots believe he visited one just now? Few months ago he was dying because of muh icicles, now you think that he went somewhere to a psychiatrist? Unless Miles made some moves and is literally dragging him outside, I find it just as pausable as his story of him going to Home Depot and someone giving Oreo bacon (pssst, Oreo is totally still alive, honest guis).

[Rushy]

pssst, Oreo is totally still alive, honest guis

That's the one thing I do believe, mainly because if Oreo was dead, Spoony would milk the shit out of it.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I don't know. The faggot can easily be in denial, or he, being the paranoid lunatic, fears that it would turn against him. I still see him more as a guy who lives, or more precisely, exists by making stuff up and lives more in his fantasy land.

I guess I'm hoping the dog is dead (or has escaped) for the sake of the dog, because I can't imagine Lord Spoony leaving his mansion for such lowly thing as walking the dog, and I don't want to imagine Oreo being locked somewhere in a basement, surviving on expired dog food and urine.