Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Twin solar systems are the most common so it wouldn't be unique enough for either of them.

[Guest]

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

10/10 would buy again.

When I first saw his shit I thought it was just an intentional ripoff or fan fiction of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Everything was the same, from the robot made out of "special parts" to even the title (MST3K called episodes "experiments," as in "Experiment #203"). The whole persona was a rip off, not to mention the huge number of jokes he stole directly. The thing is there wasn't really a shortage of people doing this from 2005 to 2010 when it was still pretty hard to upload 120 minute videos anywhere on the internet.

He - and most other CA cronies - saw MST3K as the epitome of comedy. They ripped it off constantly, threw in memes, references and entire clips from the show (fully expecting the audience to be familiar with it, for what kind of freak would not have consoomed every single episode?), and - most importantly - they constantly referenced iconic MST3K episodes, but never once considered actually reviewing one of those movies themselves, out of sheer honor and respect or something (as a first instance of the infamous "reviewer dibs").
The only who went "Oh yeah, MST3K tackled this too, big deal" was Brandon Tenold, who seems to be slightly less fucked in the head than the average ex-CA member.

Saint Rachel is back, letting everyone know how selfless she is:

>thinking something can have a lower chance than Spoony getting better

You haven't really paid attention to Boss, have you?

Yeah, bretty shure her doctor keeps telling her it's the Beetus for months now, to which she replies "But no, good sir, one last blood test, to rule out it's not prostate cancer, pretty please :3"

This is like typical deathfat behavior. Always insisting that the beetus is not 100% certain so they can always say "Oh, the doctor said that the lastest test show that I don't have it after all!" when their audience keeps getting triggered over their food choices, all so they don't have to chance a single thing about their lifestyle.

Most adults with an ailing parent and no good housing situation would be clamoring to move in with their folks in exchange for housekeeping/caretaking.

This is Rachel. She can't take care of a house, other people, or herself for that matter.

The only thing worse than Vogon poetry is Hog poetry.

It's probably identical with hier motivational Spoony tweets, with an added attempt at rhyming.

[Kugelfisch]

All her current symptoms that she knows of and acknowledged are pre-diabetic aka "you gonna get dat beetus any second now". That mystery illness talk just shows how fucking out of it that behemoth is.

You have type 2 diabetes, you have gout. Both caused by being a wino that overeats. Even bizarro Sherlock Holmes would've pieced that shit together by now.

[rabidtictac]

She's always starving, so how could she have the beetus? Checkmate doctors.

[Guest]

Everytime I don't shoot one of these two in the head I'm overcome with great sorrow.

Imagine being a 40-year-old man admitting that shit (making it up) in public.

Imagine not noticing how she always tries to one-up him in the pathetic department. Every single time. I'm surprised he stands for it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You have to consider that his mental development stopped at around 12.
As does the mental development of the people he's trying to bait with this.

[veris leta facies]

[casual pleb]

Everytime I don't shoot one of these two in the head I'm overcome with great sorrow.

Playing games is too much of a work for the great Spoony one now.

[Angelfire Memes]

Holy fuck
+1 DHI gold and upboated.