Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

>works in dc
>complains about lies and propaganda
Like going to Congo and complaining about all the niggers.

[Angelfire Memes]

I mean, she's obviously aware of Spoony. And yet she doesn't seem surprised to get vaguely normal, conversational responses back from him? Very odd. I smell gay ops, but from someone dumb enough to get the wrong Spoony account.

[Guest]

that's not it. she simply thinks this is actually Noah. what the fuck would she want to gayops anyway? All of Noah's affairs are public: his address, his eviction, hell, his car accident.
Occam's razor dictates that she simply thinks she is talking to the real Noah. So, if you have any ideas to enrich my reply to her, tell them now.

[Guest]

Quick question, Liquid: Why did a 40 year old woman brush over her kids to instead talk about spoony's reddit page?

[Le Redditeur]

For a sec engineer she surely gives away too much information without being explicitly asked

Women in a nutshell.

For men to do that, you at least need to offer the prospect of some poon. But women will blabber away secrets all for the attention.

[Guest]

Quick question, Liquid: Why did a 40 year old woman brush over her kids to instead talk about spoony's reddit page?

because I did not ask about her children and I specifically asked about what she read about Noah.

[casual pleb]

All this talk about what work Spoony could or could not do is pointless, the fact remains, that he does not want to work, period. The only way he starts looking for a job is if there won't be a single person left in the world of whom he could leech off and he was facing literal homelessness and even then - chances are that he would just find a way to finally get on those disability checks.

[Guest]

Why are we talking about Spoony in the dedicated off topic thread? I want to know more about Canada Ogre tbh.

[Liar Revealed]

Occam's razor dictates that she simply thinks she is talking to the real Noah. So, if you have any ideas to enrich my reply to her, tell them now.

Tell her to contact Miles about it. She probably knew him too. If you have Miles' dox to give her, all the better.

[Old Black Man]

How about using him as a canary replacement for mining operations? He does like basements, after all.

He’d just crawl off into the caves and become Gollum.