Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[ban]

YES!

[Moe Bitches]

Mommy's milfers.

[Guest]

Andre Uglita is just another boring women who people pretend to like because she played with pixels on TV.

[Just Some Random Guy]

Well yeah, they gotta earn it. Vanilla sexual favors don’t cut it either, they’d better be bringing in their own money or going all the way down the shaft for that green. Money is the essence of life, and ain’t no bitch taking a handout from me, nor even for a handy.

spoken like a true 11 year old virgin / faggot

Good thing I had a gif handy to recreate your only sexual experiences.

Where is that from?

[Sieg Zeon]

spoken like a true 11 year old virgin / faggot

Good thing I had a gif handy to recreate your only sexual experiences.

Where is that from?

The video for this song, I love that dude’s face.

[mad bum]

>That bulge

[Sieg Zeon]

>That bulge

That’s how you know that you’re fucked, literally. Imagine if all the fake nice guy male ally sex perverts were raped by Ron Jeremy, we’d live in a far better world.

Except for Linky, he’s like Mr. Garrison, he’d purposely become a rapist just to get “punished” by the hedgehog.

[drisko]

You guys love to say Linky would invite the cocks in his ass, but let's be real. He'd never do something remotely uncomfortable. Motherfucker can't even eat something healthy because it's not chicken tenders. First time he gets a finger up there, he'd probably cry.

[Guest]

Imagine if all the fake nice guy male ally sex perverts were raped by Ron Jeremy, we’d live in a far better world.

I don't see how constant erotic relief is going to solve anything.

You guys love to say Linky would invite the cocks in his ass, but let's be real. He'd never do something remotely uncomfortable. Motherfucker can't even eat something healthy because it's not chicken tenders. First time he gets a finger up there, he'd probably cry.

Gays live in Bizzaro World where dicks in their butt feel good. Its not like when you got pegged by your wife and realized you didn't like cocks up your ass when it was too late.

[Sieg Zeon]

Isn’t that what contributed to the death of Jacob Chapman’s ex?