Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[rabidtictac]

I thought people remembered Vic asking a pedophile if he wanted to fuck Vic's daughter.

[Guest]

Lol, The Shield. Back when FX was about as edgy as Spike TV.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Just why? I like shitty tv shows too, but I don't buy fucking t-shirts that say "THE SHIELD" or have Vic Mackey's face on them. Can you really not be satisfied merely conSOOMing the original IP?

You're talking about a Current Year Spoony fan who treats a bootleg live-action Mulan necklace with English writing on it like it's her most treasured of family heirlooms.

[rabidtictac]

Antiquing is kinda gay too, but at least genuine antiques have a veneer of pseudo-intellectualism. Going gaga for consoomer toys is current meme year levels of cancerous.

[Guest]

She buys books "related to 'Hannibal'", does not buy source material that movies and shows were based on.

[Kugelfisch]

Gotta keep it shallow. The next trash to hype and consoom is right around the corner. One wouldn't want to get invested in old shit, or "source material" as you call it, when the newest pig slop is already in the blender.

[Guest]

The next trash to hype and consoom is right around the corner.

DING DING DING DING DING

Also, apparently she still hasn't realised that what's wrong with her is that she's morbidly obese

[Guest]

She buys books "related to 'Hannibal'", does not buy source material that movies and shows were based on.

80's airport novels are a little high above her reading level.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also, apparently she still hasn't realised that what's wrong with her is that she's morbidly obese

Even if you ignore that, she still has shitty hip and knee joints, as she loves to remind everyone (aside from this tweet).

Gotta keep it shallow. The next trash to hype and consoom is right around the corner. One wouldn't want to get invested in old shit, or "source material" as you call it, when the newest pig slop is already in the blender.

Old books are often problematic, and even more often written by privileged white men. Better toss them into the trash in favor of an "updated" version, specifically crafted for "modern sensibilities".
It's still a timeless classic, though.

[wulfenlord]

Aaaaand it's a tranny faggot, because of course he is.

Though I guess that's why this tranny consoomed LotR merch, because Rowling has been unpersoned