Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

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I wish I could because that seems like she's giving oral birth to a piece of shit.

It what she looks like when Tyrone is over.

I assume "Tyrone" is what she calls her dildo, since Brad's pp is acting weird due to irregular cocaine overdoses?

[Guest]

Nah, she's a decent 5. She could easily pull in the neighborhood homeboys.

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Lies and slander. She's not fat enough nor desperate enough, unlike Lindsay.

[Guest]

I wish I could because that seems like she's giving oral birth to a piece of shit.

It what she looks like when Tyrone is over.

I assume "Tyrone" is what she calls her dildo, since Brad's pp is acting weird due to irregular cocaine overdoses?

There is some clearly established lore here, get with the program. Tyrone is the collective term for homeboys who like the ol' Virginia Pink. For example: "See that Tyrone she is dragging upstairs to fuck her tight pussy? His name is Korey."

Or, in an opposite example: "God, that Malcolm wishes he were the kind of Tyrone that gets invited on the 'Will it fit?' show."

I am a simple man, but if I had the luck to utter one extravagant wish, it would be that Laura calls her dildo "Jake".

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I am a simple man, but if I had the luck to utter one extravagant wish, it would be that Laura calls her dildo "Jake".

[Guest]

[Guest]

Women are degenerates. Why do they have the vote again?








oh yeah, Woodrow

[MegaNigger]

Women are degenerates. Why do they have the vote again?

Gaze upon the face of pure evil, the Zero of everything wrong with society for the last 100 years.

[Le Redditeur]

He sided with the Anglo against the Kaiser. That's all I need to know about Cuckdrow.

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He sided with the Anglo against the Kaiser. That's all I need to know about Cuckdrow.

Ah yes, because America's contribution in the Great War was so great and so necessary. Besides, that's probably the only good contribution to Europe around that time considering that Kaiser was indeed a fag.

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If the US were truly based, they'd call both the Anglos and Kaiser utter bitchfags, put them to a corner and end the war before it escalated to the point of genocide.