Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

I'd tell Garriott to go fuck himself as well, in all fairness.

But not because your girlfriend left you a year ago.
Almost 40 Spoonfag is more of a bitch than your average teenage boy that got dumped by the first girl that put out.

[pibbs]

Zoological expert Noah, trying to live up to his namesake.

A dozen tweets about his animal expertiseShow

First you have to believe he actually went outside.

[Guest]

Noah Rogan over here.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Noah's dad probably took him out into the desert to leave him there.

[Kugelfisch]

As he should've.
What's that shit about rattlesnakes not killing adults, though? Not immediately, unlike you have a heart condition as Spoony supposedly has, but fucking eventually.
Being able to survive thanks to a hospital that has an antidote handy isn't the definition of non-lethal, dipshit.

[pibbs]

He, surprise surprise, doesn't know that he's talking about. But he thinks he does.

[Guest]

Man, learning to cook is a bit of a fun experience. Right now I'm trying to replicate that fantastic garlic sauce that the Mediterranean place down the road has. If I can replicate that, I can make a garlic sauce +rice + chicken meal for a fraction of what they charge.

[mad bum]

I just eat chicken and veggie straws like a NEET most days.

[Guest]

I just eat chicken and veggie straws like a NEET most days.

That's better than your previous diet of nigger cum.

[Guest]

I'd tell Garriott to go fuck himself as well, in all fairness.

He already fucked himself. Turns out castles aren't a good investment.

We'll see about that during the next Mongol invasion.