Merry Christmas Motherfuckers!

[Le Redditeur]

It's extra annoying if you're the nerd in the family, since you'll get pestered by smartphone questions that could be better answered by relatives who actually use their smartphones for more than calling and surfing.

You should have done like I did. Despite being the huge nerd of the family, I only reluctantly adopted a smartphone in November 2018.

[Guest]

I have a fucking boomer playing 20 questions with me on egay about a drive I sold him for his arcade machine, he doesn't understand the thing has to be connected online in order to use the roms and is doing a pity party saying they wasted money and shit when my drive is fine.

Maybe you should have told them upfront it was scratched all to hell.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I have a fucking boomer playing 20 questions with me on egay about a drive I sold him for his arcade machine, he doesn't understand the thing has to be connected online in order to use the roms and is doing a pity party saying they wasted money and shit when my drive is fine.

What kind of retarded thing is this?

[Moe Bitches]

That's some hackfraud shit right there.

[Guest]

Defend yourself, Bores!

Ethan analyzes Ritz Crackers' latest woke Xmas ad:

[rabidtictac]

It's extra annoying if you're the nerd in the family, since you'll get pestered by smartphone questions that could be better answered by relatives who actually use their smartphones for more than calling and surfing.

You should have done like I did. Despite being the huge nerd of the family, I only reluctantly adopted a smartphone in November 2018.

Same, except I have yet to adopt a smartphone. So they can't ask me questions at all. It's been great.

[Liar Revealed]

I've got a Christmas song channel in my cable package. But it really sucks. Instead of the old standards we all know and love, it's 80% modern shit.
I think this is my new most hated Christmas song.

[Kugelfisch]

That's absurd. Imagine being a grown man and writing and/or singing that kind of garbage.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Anything for that sweet holiday cash.

[Kugelfisch]

Anything for that sweet holiday cash.

Fair enough in theory. However, you could at least try.



There. Some smooth cocktail bar jazz and lyrics that aren't too dumb for even children. Was that so hard to do?