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Post by Tony Schiavone » Wed Dec 09, 2020 1:37 am

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https://www.cbr.com/die-hard-charlize-t ... ed-reboot/

More likely John will be black and played by someone like that annoying guy from Detective Pokemans because all the kids love black people and rappers and stuff, right?
He better at least be named LeRon M'Klane.

Anyways, yes, the stronk female will do most of the work, even as they praise the black guy. Then he'll validate her and give all the credit.

Cut, print, end of reboot franchise.
On to the next one.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:24 am

Don't forget to release some news article about how the lesbian will defeat the patriarchy with her stronkness.
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Post by Guest » Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:46 pm

Yippie-kai-yay, playa! (Because Disney doesn't do R ratings.)



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Post by Rushy » Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:07 pm

Malcolm McDowell as the Sheriff? Might be worth something.
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Post by Guest » Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:09 pm

It's a Disney tv movie that would have been long forgotten if not for supple teenage Keira Knightley and her lower-jaw acting. Good good she's great for a fap. Movie's okay though for what it is.

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Post by veris leta facies » Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:01 pm

Lone Wolf and Cub: Sword of Vengeance (1972)

Oyh. Finally got a Lone Wolf and Cub boxset, something I had planned to acquire for almost 15 years. Shogun Assassin is an edited version of the two first movies of the series, though there isn't much of Sword of Vengeance in it. According to Wikipedia, SA used 12 minutes of SoV material. Don't know if there's even that, there are only couple of scenes from SoV in SA, the famous "sword or ball" scene and the scene where Ogami Itto fights Shogun's men and has the duel againts Kurando. The dialogue is largely different also, there isn't the famous "They will pay... with rivers of blood!" from SA, or Daigoro's voice-over narration (which I really didn't miss).

The pacing of the film seemed strange in places, for an 80 minute action/chambara movie this had some surprisingly long, tranquil Stoic scenes and some typical Japanese weirdoness. There's also commendable amount of female nudity, some fugg and some good gory deaths. Tomoko Mayama had especially nice and firm tits and was overall being very fuckable, nice! The final battle was also very satisfying and well-built. Overall, a great opening for the series. I'm looking forward for watching the whole thing. The next movie Baby Cart at the River Styx should be largery the same as Shogun Assassin, but hopefully even better. 8/10
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Post by Liar Revealed » Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:06 pm

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Lone Wolf and Cub: Sword of Vengeance (1972)
The old 70s TV series is really good, too. But you'll have to sail the high sees to get that one. Another one you guys would probably love is the Hanzo the Razor trilogy.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 10, 2020 5:27 pm

I hope there is a manga adapation.
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Post by Rushy » Thu Dec 10, 2020 8:56 pm

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Charlize wants to be a lesbian John McClane in a Die Hard reboot. This could actually happen
Let it. Die Hard's one of those series that really never had a worthy follow-up anyway, and the last one was particularly horrendous.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Dec 10, 2020 9:32 pm

It's been dead for a while now. Willis is so blatantly sick of the series, I'm thinking they are blackmailing him with something to show up.
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