Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

That's the thing. He never had to earn anthing in his entire life.

That and his parents doting on him saying he was just so gosh darn special is what made him get that massively bloated ego. King Spoony the Great demands attention and love and will not think that he has to work for anything.

[Guest]

Nearest bus stop I could find was a 13min walk. Might as well be Mount Doom for the warthog.

[Guest]

I recall she doxxed herself on one of her first Etsy-pewter transactions [...] my guess is it's really only 5 blocks, too, which makes it more hilarious that she doesn't have money for a cab

this is the tweet, someone figure this out

Apparently a 28 minute walk.

[Kugelfisch]

So likely at least an hour for the hog.
I know it's not a real fight but, and please correct me if I'm wrong, I always assumed a wrestler should be able to take a walk to the bakery and back home without being in physical pain.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She's suffering, but it's okay 'cause she's doing it for a friend :3

(10bux she manages to fall on her way to the bus station. Anything else would surprise me, considering how her own apartment is a literal mine field.)

And on the Spoony front: he is woe-is-meing @ Richard Garriott, as if he would care about the lovelife of a failed IN

Spoony is the passive Rachel of Lord British.

I know it's not a real fight but, and please correct me if I'm wrong, I always assumed a wrestler should be able to take a walk to the bakery and back home without being in physical pain.

Stop bringing logic into her dream. She may be the most unqualified person to become a wrestler short of someone without limbs, but gosh darn it, she is allowed to dream.

[Newhalf]

Wrestlers are actors. She only has to pretend to be able to walk around the block without feeling pain.
Not sure if she can pull that off though.

[Guest]

Oddly enough there are some adults out there who haven't matured in a tactile-hygenic sense from the childhood stage where one just plays and gets dirty all day and doesn't feel the need to wash up, not doing so until forced to by a parent. I used to be an addict so I've interacted with my fair share of these people, who seem to be most comfortable in a perpetual state of shambling decay and grime (these are the ones who go toothless and super-wrinkled very quickly, they don't give a fuck about bodily upkeep).

The other day I went to the public library restroom to take a piss and I smelled the signature homeless person's smell in the stall next to mine, and when I went to go wash my hands afterwards I saw the homeless guy doing up his huge backpack with his NASTY filthy hands, nails caked with grease and dirt, and then of course he just walked out. Soap and water right there, but he preferred the feeling of being dirty, kind of like how a fish needs a slime coat in the water. If you go to a public detox facility you notice there are clean-cut addicts, who came from a relatively normal life before shit went crazy, and then there are the lifelong street people, who literally have to be ORDERED to take the post-intake shower, something everyone else enjoys or looks forward to. Nasty fucks!

Take a guess which direction Spoony is going in?

[casual pleb]

Wrestlers are actors. She only has to pretend to be able to walk around the block without feeling pain.
Not sure if she can pull that off though.

Too be fair, most of these old timer wrestlers, who decide to stick around, can barely walk.

[Kugelfisch]

Yeah, from years of heavy drug use and jumping on picknick tables. The hog couldn't even make it down the ramp and into the ring without dislocating a kneecap.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The other day I went to the public library restroom to take a piss and I smelled the signature homeless person's smell in the stall next to mine, and when I went to go wash my hands afterwards I saw the homeless guy doing up his huge backpack with his NASTY filthy hands, nails caked with grease and dirt, and then of course he just walked out. Soap and water right there, but he preferred the feeling of being dirty, kind of like how a fish needs a slime coat in the water. If you go to a public detox facility you notice there are clean-cut addicts, who came from a relatively normal life before shit went crazy, and then there are the lifelong street people, who literally have to be ORDERED to take the post-intake shower, something everyone else enjoys or looks forward to. Nasty fucks!

Don't be such a dirt-shamer, shitlord.

EDIT: Holy shit

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