Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Imagine trying to recommend a self help book to Noah at this stage in the game. Are these people even paying attention?

Self help, moar like self-harm

Isn't it slightly problematic that this book features a woman lecturing men about how they ought to live their lifes?

lay claim to the rich and rewarding inner lives that have historically been the exclusive province of women

I'm getting flashbacks to the Bad Web Comics wiki, where the tranny and genderswap comics they keep tearing apart have the constant underlying message of "Girls have happier lifes than boys".

They always act naive in thinking Noah is just some regular guy going through some problems. He's a pathological narcissist. "Self help" implies that he would have to admit he did something wrong and is not perfect which is a non-starter to begin with. King Spoony the Great is perfect, the world around him just let him down.

They're idiots who hope that they are the ones to finally manage to help Spoony return to his glory days.

Why's he paying taxes on the house if he's just going to lose it anyway?

I'm pretty sure the bank is doing that atm. They wanna own that shit once he gets kicked out, after all.

[Guest]

This is excellent.

The hog's roommate is watching Wayne's World on DVD and the hog confused the DVD menu for the actual Aurora's cable TV and thinks that it's some kind of message from god.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You have to go easy on her. She thought she could potentially watch the same TV program as Spoony.

[Guest]

Why's he paying taxes on the house if he's just going to lose it anyway?

Lurk more, retard. The bank is paying it.

[Guest]

Or she put the DVD on herself so she could tweet about Spoony and remind him she knows where he lives. (She tarded but she not that tarded)

Also reminding us that Forky moved to Aurora solely because it was the location from the movie and he fancies himself a hip Wayne-like character who any moment now will get a call from a big-time producer to host a nationally syndicated riffing show.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Didn't he more there to be closer to Brad for all those amazing crossovers they never did?

[Guest]

When Razorfist and Asa went walking around Arizona asking random people if they knew who Spoony was? Then Razor turned around and became a simp.

[Guest]

*Remember when

[Guest]

Didn't he more there to be closer to Brad for all those amazing crossovers they never did?

Brad and Doge, yeah. But really because April wouldn't move down to Arizona and spooner needed to prove a point to scarlett

[Guest]

Why's he paying taxes on the house if he's just going to lose it anyway?

He didn’t. The bank did. They don’t want the state to file a lien or sell the house at a tax sale and interfere with their title on the property. It’s typical when you carry a mortgage for a percentage of your monthly payments to hit escrow and for the escrow account pay off property taxes when they’re due.