Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean that in the animu kind of way.

And it's not just flash with no substance. It's no substance because they only care about the flash, and the flash takes them forever to make.

[Guest]

If ever a man deserved the fanbase that he got, it's Noah.

[Dingus Bajingus]

If ever a man deserved the fanbase that he got, it's Noah.

Boy, Spoony sure does hate whiny Final Fantasy protags, doesn't he?

[Guest]

Imagine trying to recommend a self help book to Noah at this stage in the game. Are these people even paying attention?

[Guest]

Remember when Noah Antwiler achieved internet fame, got a lot of money during Youtube's gold rush days when they overpaid for ads, then decreased his video output until he stopped making videos in 2016 but also never got a new source of income so that his house came into foreclosure and he lives a life of poverty?

[Guest]

Imagine trying to recommend a self help book to Noah at this stage in the game. Are these people even paying attention?

Self help, moar like self-harm

Everyone needs to love and be loved -- even men. But to know love, men must be able to look at the ways that patriarchal culture keeps them from knowing themselves, from being in touch with their feelings, from loving. In The Will to Change, bell hooks gets to the heart of the matter and shows men how to express the emotions that are a fundamental part of who they are -- whatever their age, marital status, ethnicity, or sexual orientation.

With trademark candor and fierce intelligence, hooks addresses the most common concerns of men, such as fear of intimacy and loss of their patriarchal place in society, in new and challenging ways. She believes men can find the way to spiritual unity by getting back in touch with the emotionally open part of themselves -- and lay claim to the rich and rewarding inner lives that have historically been the exclusive province of women. A brave and astonishing work, The Will to Change is designed to help men reclaim the best part of themselves.

Imagine not just reading this shit, but finding it so profound you want to recommend it to a sad fuck like Noah Antwiler

[RedLine]

I'm sure the book is terrible, but at least it is a thing instead of the usual nothing that Spoony wallows in.
At some point even the cuckiest Cucksons have to realize what a lost cause Spoony is and move onto some new friendship simulator.

[Guest]

Imagine trying to recommend a self help book to Noah at this stage in the game. Are these people even paying attention?

They always act naive in thinking Noah is just some regular guy going through some problems. He's a pathological narcissist. "Self help" implies that he would have to admit he did something wrong and is not perfect which is a non-starter to begin with. King Spoony the Great is perfect, the world around him just let him down.

[Kugelfisch]

Read The Will to Might instead. Free with 88% likes on Google books no less. Can't make that shit up.

What a pile of womansplaining that other shit sounds like.
1) Men aren't overly emotional faggots.
2) Them trying to be that way is the source for all strife in a man's life.
3) Worked out real well for you counts, didn't it?
4) Fuck off.

Remember when Noah Antwiler achieved internet fame, got a lot of money during Youtube's gold rush days when they overpaid for ads, then decreased his video output until he stopped making videos in 2016 but also never got a new source of income so that his house came into foreclosure and he lives a life of poverty?

I remember it as if it was yesterday and the preceding six years.

[Guest]

Remember when Noah Antwiler achieved internet fame, got a lot of money during Youtube's gold rush days when they overpaid for ads, then decreased his video output until he stopped making videos in 2016 but also never got a new source of income so that his house came into foreclosure and he lives a life of poverty?

Why's he paying taxes on the house if he's just going to lose it anyway?