Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I've started new medication (Abilify).

My long suspicion is that this retard is popping various powerful meds that are fucking him up. Just look at some of the side-effects of this shit. Hasn't Spoony had horrible sleep for literally years and he's been trying more meds on top of that to fix it and trying to get a CPAP machine?

Common Abilify side effects may include:

• weight gain;
  
  blurred vision;
  
  nausea, vomiting, changes in appetite, constipation;
  
  drooling;
  
  headache, dizziness, drowsiness, feeling tired;
  
  anxiety, feeling restless;
  
  sleep problems (insomnia); or
  
  cold symptoms such as stuffy nose, sneezing, sore throat.

https://www.drugs.com/abilify.html

[RedLine]

It was always April's fault!

Movie commentaries 2015-01-01 10:15
This is a little awkward.

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I think April is nervous about getting behind the microphone for the movie commentaries. It seems like every week I'm nagging her about it, but I just can't pull her in front of the TV to do them. I don't want to throw her under the bus, as she has work like everyone else, but I desperately want to get these done, and I am MONTHS BEHIND. And I really want to do them! They're fun!

Problem is, the stated reward *is* a commentary with myself and April, not just me. There are lots and lots of people who have commentaries coming, so this is a big deal! Is it all right if the commentary is recorded by myself, or do you definitely want April in there? It's fine either way. She's doing them at last, but I can do more without always having to trick her into my room with shiny things.

But wow-ee-wow, how to handle this. God, I'm so far behind, it seems insurmountable. But the only way to do it is to do it. Well, I think what I'll do is start e-mailing the people who come up on my list and ask them which they'd prefer. April will be fine either way. She has fun, it's just hard to resist the siren call of Dragon Age, as it is for all of us.

Clearly she wasn't writing his patreon the entire time

So the fucking Mashable award-winning king of entertainment can't make a movie commentary to fulfill an obligation unless April is also around so he can make cracks about fingering her butthole?

[Dehbashi]

The thing that confuses me is why he needed her for the commentaries. Unless it was something she was involved in, there is no use for her commentary. It was definitely one of his bullshit excuses.

[Some Sick Fuck]

So it was Orcil all along, not the sloth of the decade, he's innocent, it was the woman Now that she's finally gone, the Year of the Spoony can finally begin!

[Guest]

Maybe that's the much ballyhooed abuse he's been whining about. Failure to participate in movie commentaries. That cruel bitch.

[Guest]

Looks like Spoony dumped a LOT of "Rewards" on himself that would actually be a pain in the ass to fulfill and he'd have to spend every day working on them. He didn't think any of this through and he has no one else to blame.

[Kugelfisch]

Playing a card game once a month and watching a movie while talking about it is hardly an extreme work load.

[Moe Bitches]

He never gave a shit about any of those things, that's why it seems to be a hassle to him.

[Guest]

Playing a card game once a month and watching a movie while talking about it is hardly an extreme work load.

Reading through this and he's just a boring guy stumbling about trying to find more mundane things to monetize. It goes from creating videos to sending out autographed headshots to one where he suggests he'll satisfy viewers by thumbing through his bookshelf. Another time he suggests April can follow him around with a video camera for more "wild content."

Five years later and in retrospect it's just "Hey guys I'm going to livestream the daily progress of April's eggs drying up."

[Guest]

Five years later and in retrospect it's just "Hey guys I'm going to livestream the daily progress of April's eggs drying up."

You should be thankful this drugged up retard never had any kids and never will. Can you imagine the little psychopath that those two would raise? April would coddle him and Noah would be a distant drugged up drunk.