Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

She will never neck herself without tweeting at Spoony first. I can guarantee this.

What on earth will they need to hang that beast?

[GitGud]

Damn son, if she necks herself....think about the material needed. She has to travel to Supermans Fortress of Solitude to f8nd a structure sturdy enoght to support her weight, and maybe the fucker has some high grade kryptonian rope around.
But even then its most likely that she is heavy enoght to rip her head of in the attempt. And that is before the streached rope fires her fat head into orbit, were she drifts around earth like a ugly Sputnik Sattelite made from fat, bones and leftover TV Dinners in her cheek folds....

[Newhalf]

And then the wart splits off, becomes its own life form and journeys forth to seed other planets with species of ugly wart people.

[rabidtictac]

Four? Does she count times she said, that she's gonna do it on twatter as an "attempt"? The same way as Spoony "attempts" to stream every night?

I want her to tell me what qualifies as an attempt. Women attempt suicide more than men but men succeed at it far more. Surprisingly, it's because men tend to not drama whore and they pick methods (like guns) that are very final. I know one dude who killed himself. I sort of know him anyway. He filled his room with carbon dioxide and locked his door. He was gone by the time anyone could break in.

People who talk about suicide all the time are usually attention whores, not suicidal. People who don't talk about suicide are the ones who kill themselves. There are tons of histrionics and borderlines out there in the world who think they're suicidal and depressed. Well, they may be a little bit of each, who knows. But mainly, they're borderlines and attention whores. I'm not saying she is one, but her tweets definitely give off a desperate "notice me senpai" stench and she's always talking about just how noble and self-sacrificing she fucking is. How many suicidal people describe themselves in glowing terms?

"Possessing lethal means" fuck off. So now if you own a sharp knoife, that's a warning sign of suicide.

[Vaporwear]

The Warthog’s suicide “attempts”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuFESp6 ... 1600334813

I know some of you feel bad for this sorry bitch, but honestly I’m not. I’m glad she’s orbiting Noah Antwhiler, because she serves as a perfect example of what real crazy actually looks like.

And The Warthog is legit fucking crazy. She’s not faking, she’s not pretending, she’s not lucid and in control of her actions, no, this bitch is straight up a legit bipolar psycho. And this matters, because for all of Noah’s bitching about having mental problems, Noah doesn’t actually have any. Compare The Warthog’s tweets to even Antwhiler’s most whiny posts, it’s night and day, you can tell Noah is faking all the mental health problems for attention and the Warthog is just fucking broken in a way that no one on the face of the Earth can possibly fix, not even herself, she is just that disconnected from reality due to her multiple mental and physical handicaps.

And that’s the major contrast here. The Warthog is a legitimately damaged person who’s desperate to fix herself and has no idea how to and it’s questionable if she even has the capacity to save herself, meanwhile Noah is a slacker who’s faking illnesses as an excuse for why he’s so lazy and unmotivated to do anything, and yet mentally and physically he’s fine and could easily fix his problems by getting a real job.

Moral of the story: Noah is fucking faking everything. He’s a piece of shit that attracts legitimately broken people who can’t comprehend the possibility that he’s faking. After all, why would anyone intentionally want to be a broken loser? Even The Warthog doesn’t want to be what she is. Noah however, is perfectly happy with what he’s become.

[Kugelfisch]

I knew a store owner that killed himself. Met the guy at a course for a new inventory software. He eventually noticed that large amounts of money were stolen. So he installed secret cameras. Turns out that his fiance was robbing him blind and when confronted that she was also cheating on him.
He offed himself with pills, I heard. Should've at least made it a murder suicide if you ask me.

Some men pussy out or fail but for the most part when they mean business they don't mess around. Whores more often than not just want attention.

[Vaporwear]

I knew a store owner that killed himself. Met the guy at a course for a new inventory software. He eventually noticed that large amounts of money were stolen. So he installed secret cameras. Turns out that his fiance was robbing him blind and when confronted that she was also cheating on him.
He offed himself with pills, I heard. Should've at least made it a murder suicide if you ask me.

Some men pussy out or fail but for the most part when they mean business they don't mess around. Whores more often than not just want attention.

I always appreciated Kurt Cobain for shooting himself in the head. That’s how you know his music was genuine. He wasn’t some trendy fake making mumble-core shit and pretending to be sad, no, he was a man who was deeply depressed and wanted to die and he was so authentic to who he is that he killed himself.

Now that, was a real entertainer.

[Kugelfisch]

And I fully agree with Vapor. That hog is fucking nuts and is almost guaranteed to have borderline. Criminally insane they would've said in better times.
Extreme mood swings, can't handle money and is a complete shit person. Notice how often she'll claim to be great and yet has no healthy relationship with anyone in her life. Everyone is an abuser, apparently. If everywhere you go it stinks like dogshit...

Noah is just the most ridiculously defeatist faggot alive. A loser that against all odds got a "job" that paid well for minimal effort and even that was too much to ask.
He also still thinks extremely highly of himself. He knows that he's fucking his own shit up but refuses to do anything about it because it's much more convenient to pretend as if there was nothing he could do. He just can't be helped or do something, he tells himself, to completely avoid all responsibility - the thing he hates most.

Most people, if asked what they'd do if they were financially independent, would travel and enjoy hobbies. Noah would chose to be in a coma. Not having to do anything, not even eating or experiencing things, would be his dream. I think he's the only person to whom Nirvana, being in absolute nothingness forever, actually sounds wonderful.

[Guest]

I know some of you feel bad for this sorry bitch, but honestly I’m not.

[...]the Warthog is just fucking broken in a way that no one on the face of the Earth can possibly fix, not even herself, she is just that disconnected from reality due to her multiple mental and physical handicaps. [...] The Warthog is a legitimately damaged person who’s desperate to fix herself and has no idea how to and it’s questionable if she even has the capacity to save herself[...] Even The Warthog doesn’t want to be what she is.

I was expecting reasons as to why we should not feel bad for her, but all of these things you said are reasons to feel bad for her

[Guest]

I knew a store owner that killed himself. Met the guy at a course for a new inventory software. He eventually noticed that large amounts of money were stolen. So he installed secret cameras. Turns out that his fiance was robbing him blind and when confronted that she was also cheating on him.
He offed himself with pills, I heard. Should've at least made it a murder suicide if you ask me.

Some men pussy out or fail but for the most part when they mean business they don't mess around. Whores more often than not just want attention.

I always appreciated Kurt Cobain for shooting himself in the head. That’s how you know his music was genuine. He wasn’t some trendy fake making mumble-core shit and pretending to be sad, no, he was a man who was deeply depressed and wanted to die and he was so authentic to who he is that he killed himself.

Now that, was a real entertainer.

One problem though, Kurt Cobain was murdered not jewwariod