Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Vaporwear]

Then do something about it, you bitch.

Like I’ve mentioned before, he isn’t actually the “Spoonyone” anymore. That moniker has no meaning at this point considering he hasn’t made any reviews in 4 years, and his livestreams are basically just him yelling at people, not as “Spoonyone,” but as himself. There’s no character there, it’s just Noah Antwhiler, asshole streamer who hasn’t streamed in months either.

He needs to let the idea of him being that character go. It’s over, yet he just refuses to move on because it would represent his ultimate failure as an entertainer, plus it’s his only claim to fame. Nevertheless, he needs to move the fuck on.

[Complicity]

The truth is Spoony is in an Evangelion style coma, and the moment he admits he’s a loser and starts to change he’ll wake up and all of his followers will be there to congratulate him.

So this



But the waifus are replaced by Spanish Sperg, Rachel the Warthog, Cuckson and a vast assortment of troons.

Yeah i would rather take the End of Evangelion take the end of Devilman kill myself.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's really trying hard to validate Rachel :3

Which video was it that he snapped his gunblade in two? That was the sound of his career's final nail in the coffin.

I think that might've been in one of his FF13 videos where he got beaten up by one of Brad's friends.

[Newhalf]

I think that might've been in one of his FF13 videos where he got beaten up by one of Brad's friends.

That was it, but I thought he always hated it in the first place. Like, having that prop to be "ironic"?
Personally I had always assumed it being broken was supposed to be a reference to uhm.. some Highlander thing.
The way he once described the remaining fans of Highlander would now fit his own fans very well, which I find amusing.
I.e. as domestic abuse victims that would always squeal "I CAN'T LEAVE HIM, I LOVE HIM!"

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He might've just copied Linkara's epic story telling tool of "The new bad guy casually bats aside everything you used to defeat the previous bad guy with".

[Guest]

That was it, but I thought he always hated it in the first place. Like, having that prop to be "ironic"?

It's part of his epic storyline bro. At the end of the FF8 he's attacked by squall and takes his weapon off him after blowing him up. But it was all a plot by doctor insano!

[pibbs]

He tweeted later that he broke the gunblade because it was the of an era, and time to move on. Little did he know, how right that would be.

[pibbs]

I thought (according to him) it had been a year two months ago? He's not aware of time anymore, apparently.

Look who's come galloping in.

Pathetic.

[Newhalf]

That was it, but I thought he always hated it in the first place. Like, having that prop to be "ironic"?

It's part of his epic storyline bro. At the end of the FF8 he's attacked by squall and takes his weapon off him after blowing him up. But it was all a plot by doctor insano!

This storyline is way 2deep4me. I always suspected it existed but couldn't even begin to understand it.


Also, hah. April meant everything to him.
And by everything he means cooking food and doing chores around the house.
Enough already.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"April meant everything ot me. Nothing will ever replace her."

Still backpedaling on muh emotional abuse, are we ?

And as for Rachel's "helpful" suggestion, methinks her doctors are already busy with her alone.