Movie Thread

[veris leta facies]

Leaks from No Time To Die: Rami Malek's character is Blofeld's secret son. His guys kill Felix at the beginning, then supposedly kill Bond's wife, but not really. Bond becomes sidekick to Black 007 and Latinx Super Agent, who is also Rami Malek's girlfriend in the movie. What? Blofeld gets freed, fights Bond, gets his neck snapped. Bond goes back into retirement, leaving Black 007 in his place.

These were from before the reshoots, but everything should be mostly the same, and it WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!

Who gives a crap, no one will watch it anyway.

[da PAC Nigguh]

They can blame it's failure on Chink Flu though so they can double-down on everything.

[Guest]

They can blame it on whatever they like. I wouldn't be surprised if being cooped up at home for six months has made people realise they don't actually need current year agitprop

[Dehbashi]

I know someone on here, I think it's rabidtictac saw this clip because James Caruthers commented on it but it's ridiculous. They wanted it to be realistic but have her kicking an arrow at the villian better than a bow would.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The Force is female.
And is anyone else getting flashbacks to the Resident Evil movies?

[Cuckara]

Lmao, I see Disney is repeating the "fuck it, film everything in front of a green screen" aesthetics of their other live-action remakes.

[Dehbashi]

The Force is female.
And is anyone else getting flashbacks to the Resident Evil movies?

Funny you are joking about the Force is female. My understanding is that Mulan is unique due to the certain tyoe of Chi she has in her for this movie. The movie is dumb as shit

[Cuckara]

Remember when everyone laughed at the Resident Evil movies for focusing on a ridiculously overpowered Mary Sue who never faces genuine challenges? I miss those days. Now Hollywood is constantly doing that shit and instead of it being laughed out of the room it gets called "progressive."

[Guest]

The Force is female.
And is anyone else getting flashbacks to the Resident Evil movies?

Funny you are joking about the Force is female. My understanding is that Mulan is unique due to the certain tyoe of Chi she has in her for this movie. The movie is dumb as shit

Just imagine how great a Jade Empire movie full of sexy Asian chicks would be. If it were made in 2005, in an alternate non-Communist universe.

New Mulan actress is ugly as fuck. China made a superior live-action version in 2011 with China bae Zhao Wei. They should re-release that just to spite Disney.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Funny you are joking about the Force is female. My understanding is that Mulan is unique due to the certain tyoe of Chi she has in her for this movie. The movie is dumb as shit

Of course! She has both female Yin and male Yang !

Remember when everyone laughed at the Resident Evil movies for focusing on a ridiculously overpowered Mary Sue who never faces genuine challenges?

With "everyone" you of course mean the toxic incels who watched those movies, right :3 ?

Now Hollywood is constantly doing that shit and instead of it being laughed out of the room it gets called "progressive."

They don't even come close to progressive.

Lesbians and gaybos? Children's cartoons from Glorious Nihons have tackled this shit for decades, and they're also better written. Even the ones that are just hentai.

Stronk females? Not only do we - yet again - have children's cartoons, but also real wuxia films, and even Western flicks like Alien and Terminator.

Muh minorities? They do realize non-white countries produce movies too, right? Who Killed Captain Alex? comes to mind.

The harder Hollywood tries, the sadder it becomes.