Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Whybother » Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:34 pm

I don't think Brad is that frustrated. He's not particularly ambitious and doesn't seem to want to do anything greater than he is. I suspect he'd be doing exactly what he is doing now, making shit in his free time and going to movies a lot, even if he'd never found an audience. The only difference is he'd probably still be working at a temp agency to pay the rent.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 12, 2017 5:18 pm

Whybother wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:34 pm
I don't think Brad is that frustrated. He's not particularly ambitious and doesn't seem to want to do anything greater than he is. I suspect he'd be doing exactly what he is doing now, making shit in his free time and going to movies a lot, even if he'd never found an audience. The only difference is he'd probably still be working at a temp agency to pay the rent.
He's always been a low-effort cunt, yeah. He would be much more bitter, though. What's propping him up is him thinking that he actually could do better if he tried. I don't think he can. At all. But since he's making a living producing sub-B-movie dumpster fires he will not snap out of that dillusion.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Pumpkin Man » Sat Aug 12, 2017 5:53 pm

Cuckara wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2017 3:58 pm
If Brad isn't already frustrated then he'll start to get frustrated any month now. Like you said, every kahntent creator eventually gets tired of the thing that made them famous and tries to move onto something else. It's inevitable.
That's because Brads content has always been stagnant from the day he made his first video. He produces low effort content that's easy to spew out. Watch movie - complain cut in clips of you sitting in chair complaining, cut in footage of movie - done. Movie reviews.... watch movie, sit in car and talk about movie, Brad Tries - buy shit, try shit - film said shit. These are the bread and butter of his channel the videos that take more effort he didn't bother to make more than a few of or cancelled altogether. He the Dollar Tree of E-nobodies. He has a bunch of shit to offer and it's cheap.

It's hard to fall off when your videos are low expectations to start out with so he can keep the show running so long as people keep watching and don't expect much but those fans won't be there forever.

Damn I missed his movies. His movies are like feature length versions of the same bland comedy as the rest of his videos and starring the same people featured in his videos (imagine that).

Brad Jones is the D - student of Cinema Just enough to pass but not enough to fail.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:26 pm

I always felt Brad's "response" to James's Ghostbusters 2016 video was just a joke.

And the Shot on Shitteo movie was supposed to still happen. It was put on hold because of Jake's departure, but that was supposedly cleared up around the time they were filming Jesus Bro.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Vaporwear » Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:51 pm

Boogie's Panniculus wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:26 pm
I always felt Brad's "response" to James's Ghostbusters 2016 video was just a joke.

And the Shot on Shitteo movie was supposed to still happen. It was put on hold because of Jake's departure, but that was supposedly cleared up around the time they were filming Jesus Bro.
I bet Shot on Shitteo featured a shit load of Jake, which made it impossible to use so much footage that Brad probably has to reshoot most of the filmed parts all over again. He also probably can't decide on which one of his friends to recast Jake with, on account that they all suck and they're all busy with stuff like work and babies, you know, like the grown ass adults that they are and which Jones isn't.

Brad's not going to finish Shot on Shitteo, which is actually a blessing, cause his movies succcccckkkk.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:45 pm

Vaporwear wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:51 pm
I bet Shot on Shitteo featured a shit load of Jake, which made it impossible to use so much footage that Brad probably has to reshoot most of the filmed parts all over again. He also probably can't decide on which one of his friends to recast Jake with, on account that they all suck and they're all busy with stuff like work and babies, you know, like the grown ass adults that they are and which Jones isn't.

Brad's not going to finish Shot on Shitteo, which is actually a blessing, cause his movies succcccckkkk.
Shitteo did feature Jake, he was the main character I think, which was the hangup. I believe they made Jake's character into a murderous, sentient wheelchair, as shown in the vlog where Film Brain's cameo character gets killed.

I seem to remember something about them realizing they could still use Jake's footage or working something out with him, whatever. Which is why they said it was still going to happen and why they started shooting the remaining scenes.

I personally don't care if it gets made.
I'd watch it if someone posted it here, like someone did with Jesus Bro, but I'm not buying some shitty DVD or VOD.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by drisko » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:41 pm

Whybother wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:34 pm
I don't think Brad is that frustrated. He's not particularly ambitious and doesn't seem to want to do anything greater than he is. I suspect he'd be doing exactly what he is doing now, making shit in his free time and going to movies a lot, even if he'd never found an audience. The only difference is he'd probably still be working at a temp agency to pay the rent.
He's mentioned a few times in the Midnight Screenings wanting to do bigger things, he and Dave even griped about the fact that they aren't working in Hollywood because they're obviously so much better, but it'll never happen unless he can crowd fund a movie that Ryan's willing to direct and his friends can make time in their schedules.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:34 am

Did anyone here ever see his shitty movie Paranoia?
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Whybother » Sun Aug 13, 2017 1:05 am

Paranoia wasn't bad for an indie flick but the editing and music ruined whatever decent qualities it possessed. Brad's "writer's cut" he eventually released on blip re-edited, presented in black & white, and featuring actual songs in place of the shitty score I thought was genuinely kind of watchable. It's probably the closest thing to a legitimate indie film Brad has ever produced at the very least.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:46 am

Boogie's Panniculus wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:26 pm
I always felt Brad's "response" to James's Ghostbusters 2016 video was just a joke.

It wasnt, it was an insult. Same as when they mocked Spoony for his prometheus review.
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