Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[da PAC Nigguh]

You have to give him some slack, guys. Back when he earned his Computer Science Degree computers could only run a single process at a time.

Noah got his CS degree when

- no iPhone or other Smartphones
-Android, Windows 7-10 didn't exist
- Broadband Internet had just started to roll out in the US
- no Facebook, Twitter, or YouTube
- Netflix was a mail order DVD rental company
-Obama and Trump hadn't been elected
- the MCU didn't exist

Specifically, he got his degree when it was still basically a single-threaded world. Before we started parallelizing tasks with multiple threads and forked processes. This is why he's "why's muh Chrome have multiple processes?"

[Le Redditeur]

I am sure you were buddy, I am sure you were. Let aside the fact that he probably only knows of Netscape from screenshots, I would like to see his ass use twitter without images and scripts.

This particular Cuckson is a fucking idiot. Lynx is still around and can easily be installed in any Linux machine.

[da PAC Nigguh]

The only thing I shut off are ads, and my browser is nice and zippy. Images and all.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Noah things a "memory leak" will cause new processes to open. That alone tell you that he knows fucking nothing about software development anymore.

The only way this would even approach making sense is if the process wouldn't terminate upon closing the browser and he had closed it a couple dozen times already.

[BloodKnightDollfie]

Soon. He will join forces with Razorfist for his epic comeback.

[GitGud]

You mean cum back, a sickness some hookers have if you overfill them. I still hope for a Bum Fight Special with Noah"the Unclean" Antwhiler.

[Guest]

Hilarious that Spoony has a tiny but undying loyal fanbase even to this day eventhough he treats his fans like something he stepped on when walking outside. This song could just easily be about e-celeb fanbases.

I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you, still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three

[Angelfire Memes]

Where did that hamplanet with the mole go anyway? I forget her name. Did the beetus get her or what?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Either she died, or her relatives staged an intervention because she was clearly obsessed over having an abusive online relationship with Boss.

[Guest]

Rae made her Twitter private, likely after she found this place or something similar.

Spanish Sperg is back in the US, back to pretending the Spanish girl he threatened to nuke himself over is his LDR soulmate and back to singing about Bryan sucking cock.



We should start tagging and bagging the other interesting characters in the Spoonyverse, like Angelfire Memes said these fuckers are the enriching supporting characters Spoony never could have written.