Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Sad. His salvation is just 9 millimeters away.

9mm in circumference, away only for milliseconds.
But you're judging his statements incorrectly. He doesn't want to end his misery. He wants everyone to be as miserable as him and he wants to live to see it.

[Guest]

Someone Dm him pretending to be a doctor who specializes in euthanasia. "I want to help you end your suffering".

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"Hey, Spoony! I just finished watching your Ultimate Retrospective and I just want to let you know that it helped me through dark times. Can't wait for more amazing content from you :3 !"

[Kugelfisch]

"This reminds me of your Ultima Underworld review. Just waiting underground for HP to regenerate, right? Loved that review. I've just subscribed and can't wait for the next one!"

[RedLine]

Honestly, I think "oblivious fan" is the funniest way to troll him. Just totally ignore what nonsense or sadbrain thing he is tweeting about and say something about his old videos.

Hey Spoony. Just watched your MechaGodzilla vs MegaZord review. Great stuff. Who did the animations? Have you thought about doing something with VR Troopers for the sequel? Big fan, can't wait for the next one! SCIENCE!

[JL Unlimited]

Hey, Spoony! I just finished watching your Ultimate Retrospective

[Kugelfisch]

The more sadfag his tweet is, the funnier it gets.
Spoopy:
There is no end to this eternal darkness. I can't even rest. All is misery and it's all my fault. Nothing good will ever happen to me again.

phpBB [video]

Fan:
I heard that, Curtis! I've just re-watched your Phantasmogoria series and it was funny as shit, bro!
Really looking forward to you covering the first game as well! Shit's crazy and I'm sure you'll make it hilarious!

phpBB [video]

[Dingus Bajingus]

"This reminds me of your Ultima Underworld review. Just waiting underground for HP to regenerate, right? Loved that review. I've just subscribed and can't wait for the next one!"

"Haha, I see you've been tweeting with Lord British, and he didn't offer to heal you up. You know why? Because he knows you can do it on your own, and the rest of us do, too! Can't wait to hear you tear apart Final Fantasy XV... especially since we'll finally get to find out what Sephiroth's plan was!"

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Hey, Spoony! I just finished watching your Ultimate Retrospective

This is why I'm usually trying to not be awake at this time.

[Kugelfisch]

Hey, Spoony! I just finished watching your Ultimate Retrospective

This is why I'm usually trying to not be awake at this time.

Oh dude, remember when wrestling was actually awesome? When it was roided up, cocked up maniacs with outrageous characters in flashy colours just going ham and having fun?