Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[da PAC Nigguh]

Been saying here for a couple years that Garriott is just a larger-scale Spoony, with SotA serving as his Patreon.

[Kugelfisch]

Been saying here for a couple years that Garriott is just a larger-scale Spoony, with SotA serving as his Patreon.

Shroud is no more, last I heard.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Been saying here for a couple years that Garriott is just a larger-scale Spoony, with SotA serving as his Patreon.

Shroud is no more, last I heard.

Still limpimg along. Control was moved to a "different company" last year and all but one developer was let go. The move was just a way for Garriott to skirt some investor responsibilities he was facing from his SeedInvest scam.

There are still a small core of paypigs who are deluded into thinking the game will be good and continue to whale for it.

[Kugelfisch]

There are still a small core of paypigs who are deluded into thinking the game will be good and continue to whale for it.

Imagine being the dude that bought a ship and a castle for 20k for a "game" that is in an alpha state and never has more than a dozen people online.

[da PAC Nigguh]

The stuff they sell there is mostly assets they didn't even make and just ripped from the Unity Store.

[Kugelfisch]

We're all fucking idiots. We could get rich scamming people and wouldn't even get into trouble for it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's like Lord British has become so irrelevant to the modern video game industry that nobody gives a shit about his little scams.

[Complicity]

Didn't that faggot make Tabula Rasa?
A shitty sci-fi MMORPG which went f2p and then died at Mach 1 speed because all the khantent could be soloed (making it pointless as an MMO) and none of the few bugmen playing it ever wrote a guide and/or a list of builds for it, while there were hundreds of wow fansites providing those?
I believe Garriot has been forgotten/considered a hack fraud since then.

[Guest]

have you seen these tweets from the screenshots? Noah thinks he is some kind of l33t h4x0r. How much more pathetic can this man become?

[Guest]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I did postgraduate white-hat research on mobile ad hoc networking and security protocols, so believe me when I tell you we are all going to die. I'm good at what I do, and I can not save us. I'll save you a good $2,000 in IT consultancy fees for your company and tell you how to prevent intrusion on your network: burn the building down. You *have been hacked.* The only question is where you keep the dick pics. Tracking device? That's not even challenging. If you even knew a tenth of what kind of evil even a barely-competent script monkey could push onto your phone, you'd never carry one again. If I'm on the Dark Side, your pissant complaints about privacy and who shares what info with who is like the mewling of impotent pandas. I already know all. I know where you live. I know the last time you cried. I know you like the smell of your own farts. I know when you die.

There you have it, the spoony version of navy seal copy pasta