Movie Thread

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Going 3D for any video game franchise has always been a mistake. You might think Mario is the exception, but he just took longer.

Nope. MK1 was something revolutionizing when it came out. Although in hindsight it was not that good game-wise, at the time in arcades, playing it was like playing a movie. MK2 was also a great game and it held the crown of the king of beat em up games until Tekken 3 came out.

Actually, neither of those games are a "Beat 'em up".

[CuckTurdginson]

Zelda made it to Wind Waker and FF got it right once...twice? Three times if you count Tactics (more 2.5D tho)

[Le Redditeur]

Any hope I had of even trying Rainbow Six Siege ended when I heard they had the option to ban characters from the PvP.
Fuck that faggotry. Those players just want to run everything like a boring Counterstrike clone.
Why learn the nuances of something different when you can just strip out everything unique!

It's not something new, sadly. I remember playing Medal of Honor: Allied Assault in the past and almost every room had the bazooka banned (the way they did it was to have it with 0 ammo). Half of the rooms would have the sniper rifles banned as well. Keep in mind that both the bazooka and the sniper rifle were terrible in that game because you could bunny hop and dodge the shit out of them. But people still got salty when you killed a bunch of guys with one bazooka shot at the wall when they were meleeing with their gay jumps and ineffective machine guns.

[Guest]

Bad Boys 3 was meh. Not terrible but nothing memorable. (Michael Bay has a cameo but didnt direct it.) It makes the first movie look like a 10/10 masterpiece and has some message about getting old or something that's lost amidst all the rap and stupid Miami papi chulo faggotry. It's like if someone transformed a Jlo/Pitbull song into movie form. The only good thing was it brought back the old main theme but you only hear it a couple times. Just a very generic Current Year movie.

[Kugelfisch]

The trailer was a fine Porsche commercial. I guess Will Smith was in it for a second or so as well.

[Guest]

Zelda made it to Wind Waker and FF got it right once...twice? Three times if you count Tactics (more 2.5D tho)

Am I the only one who thought Twilight Princess was ass? It was fun at first but then you turn into a wolf or something and Zelda doesn't even bang you or get gangraped by Gannon and his thugs.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Midna is the new Zelda waifu, guestposter.

[CuckTurdginson]

I also didn't care for it - thought the Wolf gameplay was monotonous and most of its good elements were copypasted from Ocarina of Time.
Haven't played Breath of the Wild yet - still don't have a Switch - need to get one.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The Wolf gameplay was just Okami for babies.

[Kugelfisch]

Am I the only one who thought Twilight Princess was ass?

When it came out it wasn't exactly universally beloved. I thought it was okay.