Fake News General

[Guest]

People are talking about an asteroid coming in a week. I guess it's that light beside the moon that's getting brighter.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This guy?

Note the "2012" in the name. It is literally impossible for asteroids to sneak attack us. Space is big and full of nothing, so it's trivial to find out an object's existence and route years in advance.

[MegaNigger]

People are talking about an asteroid coming in a week. I guess it's that light beside the moon that's getting brighter.

That's Venus you dumb shit

[Duwango]

At least Fake News finally found a reason to not want the Coronavirus around.

It isn't just gubbermint schools, kiddy diddling teachers' unions and property taxes that might and should bite the dust thanks to chinkvirus. Even commie university indoctrinators fret the public will see first-hand what sort of poison they have been injecting into young minds.

https://reclaimthenet.org/professors-on ... ing-sites/

These discussions started when Texas Christian University Associate Professor of Political Science Emily Farris tweeted: “If you are recording a lecture on anything controversial, be prepared for right wing sites to ask students to share it.”

History professor Rachel Michelle Gunter proposes a partial solution:

“Instead of posting videos direct to LMS [Learning Management System] (which would then own them) I’m posting links to the videos on youtube. The videos themselves are “unlisted” meaning you can’t find them in a search or if you go to my page-only if you have the direct link. Doesn’t stop link sharing though.”

[RAPEMAN]

People are talking about an asteroid coming in a week. I guess it's that light beside the moon that's getting brighter.

That's Venus you dumb shit

It's finally coming for us!!!

[Kugelfisch]

Venus is never far from the sun. "Besides the moon" is just about the most useless location description for space objects you could come up with. The thing moves all the time, you know.

[Guest]

People are talking about an asteroid coming in a week. I guess it's that light beside the moon that's getting brighter.

That's Venus you dumb shit

So says you, company man. Venus was blotted out weeks ago.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Guessing the guy is actually talking about this:

https://phys.org/news/2020-03-comet-atlas.html

A comet called Atlas is currently heading toward the sun, and it just might put on a really good show in a couple of months. Discovered last December by the Asteroid Terrestrial-impact Last Alert system in Hawaii (thus the name C/2019 Y4 (ATLAS) for the comet), the comet has been growing much brighter than experts had predicted. If it manages to hold its shape as it moves nearer to the sun, it could grow brighter than Venus.

It could be as visible as Hale-Bopp. If that happens cultists will go ape-shit over it with the WuFlu epidemic going on.

[Dehbashi]

[Dehbashi]

This one pisses me off the most because this was only done to cause panic. We have seen babies, barely but still, including 18 day olds get it and be fine after it passes. So this bullshit without telling that the baby was already hospitalized for bowel blockage and such is complete bullshit.