Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Maybe that fallen branch is supposed to be a barricade.

Being in a country that is basically on lockdown, I watched Anaconda and Anacondas recently, which led me down the dark path of rewatching some Failous as well. This skit is from 2010, so it surely must predate Spoony's branch?
https://youtu.be/Px-7g4tao_E?t=372

[Guest]

not get that damn virus and outlive all of us.

>Implying the virus will kill any of us

You realize he allegedly has a heart condition before he became lying spoony?

I would bet a grand that he has no diagnosis.

People like Noah make up maladies because (a) sympathy isn't love but it keeps them warm and (b) to explain why he shouldn't be measured by the same yardstick as you healthy normies. He's virtually spelled this out by listing his roster of diseases and explaining how he's "doomed." I'm not that "narcissism" guestfag that posts on reddit and posts links compulsively here, but he is right in that it protects Noah's self-image as someone better than the masses by giving a rationale of why he's somehow less accomplished than almost all of them.

The heart condition was a minor plot point on the TV show Scrubs, funny because it made the main character pass out when he took a shit and also debilitating because it means Noah can't safely, like... move. It ticks all the boxes.

[Singh'sSpot]

Looks like NOah is getting more sunshine with the dog.

[Guest]

Looks like NOah is getting more sunshine with the dog.

It's a recycled photo. There's no green grass in Illinois in March.

From the scenery it's from this same set here, reposted by one of his fanboys in 2012. So he's recycling 8 year old pictures of his dog.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Imagine being this fucking deranged that you post random 8 years old photos of your dog. Did Oreo die by any chance and this is him being in denial?

[Moe Bitches]

What a twist that would be if Oreo was dead all these years and he's playing it off as being alive. After all, when did he make that alt account where he pretends to be his dog?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Methinks Oreo is either with April, or is a lot more desolate looking.

Imagine being this fucking deranged that you post random 8 years old photos of your dog. Did Oreo die by any chance and this is him being in denial?

His fans will eat it up, anyways.

I'm not that "narcissism" guestfag that posts on reddit and posts links compulsively here, but he is right in that it protects Noah's self-image as someone better than the masses by giving a rationale of why he's somehow less accomplished than almost all of them.

>less accomplished than almost all of them

[CuckTurdginson]

19:49

Subtext!!!

[MegaNigger]

19:49

Subtext!!!

Oh he's got many of these unintentional jabs at himself all over his videos. Some autist out there right this very second is probably cutting together various clips like these and screen shotting tweets to put them next to.

[Guest]

If the pandemic gets bad enough then his foreclosure will be delayed. Spoony will somehow manage to completely survive, all the while thinking he's the world's biggest victim even if millions died and many more suffered.