Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[oldbones]

I did a little quick math. So if he got on average $80 an hour streaming he'd have to stream 62.5 hours a MONTH (or about 2 and a half hours a day) to be making $5000 a month. Forget edited videos or vlogs or even streams with commentary. This waste of flesh could have been making bank even doing these no effort streams. And he did this at a normal time for the US so probably few eurofags were there to donate.

[Rushy]

that wouldn't work, because his fans aren't unlimited or capable of providing the same amount of cash every single day. He'd get about $2000 per month, and that's being generous.

[casual pleb]

It's a perfect ploy by Spoopy really - he goes from videos, which require a lot of work, to streams, which still require a lot of interaction, to no camera streams, to no camera silent streams, to some stolen footage playing without any kind of interaction - I bet his remaining autist fans would donate anyways.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I did a little quick math.

Refreshing the elementary school math, are we? What Rushy said, his fans aren't unlimited fountain of wealth, as he continues to stream more often, he always gets progressively less donations simply because the welfare fucks can't spare that much.

It's a perfect ploy by Spoopy really

It could be an "ok" con if this was intentional in any way on his part. Somehow I don't think losing his mind, girlfriend, health, respect, money and house was part of the plan.

[Kugelfisch]

Remember when he streamed three times in the same month? He went from over 100 bucks per stream to 40 to around 20 or so. He doesn't have a DSP whale throwing thousands at him. He doesn't even have a goldfish that can regularly throw a tenner at him.
His few remaining cucks have a bit of pocket change a month, below twenty bucks for the most of them, that they could give him and that's it. I'd be surprised if he managed to get $500 a month if he streamed once a week.

Edit: That warthog talks like she had been in an abusive relationship with him. Creepy.

[oldbones]

You are right of course. He cannot get that amount of money from his welfare fanbase. But he could have been doing this on twitch. And his troglodytes could easily steal their parents amazon account info and link it to twitch so they can give him free monthly twitch prime subs. And I guarantee no one on twitch knows about him so it would possibly lead to new retard fans. And either way even if he only got $500 a month that's still big bucks for Mr. $100 patreon. Not enough, of course, but if he didn't squander april they together could have been at least treading water. The combined money of a shitstreamer and 8 hour a week shirt folder could have kept a pretty nice house down in shithole illinois but they couldn't even manage that.

[RedLine]

But he could have...

Yes, Spoony doing work would have helped his situation, but that is not a new development. The guy has been on Easy Street ever since his father got him a cushy job right out of college but he has always shit all over opportunities because they were never easy or grand enough for the Boss.
"All he needs to do is... " will be his epitaph.

[wulfenlord]

Holy cow there is so much shitposting potential, Auli would greatly appreciate this. This creepy affectionate ham-supernova, the cocksuckers on his newest comment section (citation: "I donated to your movie, but this latest video really makes up for it"), the woman-like bitching and crying for attention on Twatter... Tony, we need a panhandling double-feature!

[TheAutistWhisperer]

I'm moved on from Spoony, but I really do hope he sorts himself out. What a tremendous waste of talent and a daily reminder: Lordkat was right.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>hoping Spoony will get better