Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I would replace both "warrior" and "guy" with "moeblob". Gotta get dem animu bucks.

[Rapeculture]

You know, I'm no writer, but I really should do a damn comic about these idiots. I mean a book about Spoony alone would be easy to Hell to write. It would write itself. There's just so much comedy to be mined from this asshole.

[Guest]

Writing books about ecelebrity worked well for Mike Jeavons.

[Keith Chegwin]

You know, I'm no writer, but I really should do a damn comic about these idiots. I mean a book about Spoony alone would be easy to Hell to write. It would write itself. There's just so much comedy to be mined from this asshole.

>thinking a comic about a guy who does nothing could be viable
Fan of Bendis, are we?

[Rapeculture]

You know, I'm no writer, but I really should do a damn comic about these idiots. I mean a book about Spoony alone would be easy to Hell to write. It would write itself. There's just so much comedy to be mined from this asshole.

>thinking a comic about a guy who does nothing could be viable
Fan of Bendis, are we?

Bendis would probably write Spoony as a transgendered POC fighting the good fight against orange man.

But seriously, what comic are you referring to? I haven't read a comic in forever.

[Keith Chegwin]

Bendis would probably write Spoony as a transgendered POC fighting the good fight against orange man.

Nah, but he'd probably have rApril get blacked. So, really, he'd be writing it as close to real life as possible

But seriously, what comic are you referring to? I haven't read a comic in forever.

None specifically. Bendis' just don't do anything. Except talk. In really long winded 'I'm trying to write realistic sounding Mamet-esque dialogue but comics are a visual medium so it's a waste of time at best' sentences

[rabidtictac]

I fucking hate Brian Michael Bendis. He can take a brian michael benis to the ass for cocking up Daredevil and other properties royally. Like you said, he puts out comics where page after page after page is about fucking nothing. Nothing meaningful ever happens. It's a soap opera. Some bitch whines for 20 pages and then Daredevil has sex with her while crying about how he shouldn't because he feels a responsibility to be loyal to some other stupid cunt.

[Rapeculture]

Doesn't he want to turn everyone black too or something? He came up with half taco, half nigga, half gay Spooder-Man right? Didn't he also come up with black female Iron Man?

[Guest]

Fucking writers ruin everything. Comics have shitty Caltech cg art now, and just look at video games with their DEEP FUCKING STORY and five minutes of actual gameplay.

[Guest]

Brian Kykle Benis molests his imported niglets and makes then fuck his wife.