Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[MegaNigger]

Absolute silence.

Never forget gems like these trying to trick boss into doing something. Anything.

[ban]

Huh. Too bad.

[Keith Chegwin]

What self respecting man would not immediately cast her out upon learning that she laid with Spoony?

There's your problem, chief

Seriously though, they haven't fucked in years and I'm pretty sure they sleep in separate rooms. I'm sure there's some beta cuck out there who thinks he going to be some massive stud and show rApril the love and attention she 'deserves' but isn't getting from old Spoons

[Guest]

He pines for Scarlett still. She's his Paz, but Peace Day never came.

[Kugelfisch]

He pines for Scarlett still. She's his Paz, but Peace Day never came.

If only somebody else from CA had fucked Scarlett and cucked Spoonfag. We could've had a proto-Maddox situation. It's just disappointment after disappointment with this guy.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

When Spoony Dies, who get's April? What self respecting man would not immediately cast her out upon learning that she laid with Spoony? Andy? Cuckson?? Brad of MKE???

Andy, Brad, Carl and Cuckson will meet at the field of honor, and the last one with his arms unshattered will claim the ultimate prize.

[MegaNigger]

Totally forgot he did all this. He wrote some of the most unintentionally funny shit I've ever seen. The best one might be this; "Moving on with my life."

No you're not, Jackson. You are probably as I type this role playing with your online girlfriend in Canada waiting for grandma to die bringing you tendies so you can hide her corpse and cash her checks to play Steam a few days more.

[Vaporwear]

When Spoony Dies, who get's April? What self respecting man would not immediately cast her out upon learning that she laid with Spoony? Andy? Cuckson?? Brad of MKE???

Brad of MKE must've given up a long time ago. At this point he's married to a fat lesbian with pink hair who cheats on him because they're in an "open marriage" and he "respects her progressive viewpoints".

Brad from MKE is long gone from the equation.

[Kugelfisch]

Well what a fucking dumbass. Should've cucked Spooner instead. While not a win in the lottery and almost as old as Lupa looks, rApril is at least slim and seems to be loyal to a fault.

[Keith Chegwin]

seems to be loyal to a fault.

Eh. Getting a girl to leave her boyfriend for you is really a bad foundation to start a relationship on. If she left Spooner for someone better there's no guarantee she wouldn't do the same to him