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Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:18 pm

Emo Kimberly from Power Ranger is now playing Jasmine in the Guy Ritchie Aladdin movie. Turns out she's Indian, so the makeup wearing Red Ranger was the only white person in the group. So diverse!

Post by **rabidtictac** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:22 pm

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Fri Jul 21, 2017 4:52 pm
It's officially an Empire remake now.

Who didn't see this coming? Ray Charles would have seen that sick plot twist. Movie 1 was a ripoff of A New Hope. Next one will be a ripoff of Empire. Then they'll decide if they want to rip off Jedi based on sales and critical reception.

Post by **Rushy** » Fri Jul 21, 2017 10:53 pm

Wtf is the Basket Case franchise?

Post by **VoiceOfReasonPast** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:20 am

Isn't that some horror movie franchise about a former Siamese twin who carries his grotesque nad murderous monster twin in a basket?

Post by **Rapeculture** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:02 pm

rabidtictac wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:22 pm

Guest wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 21, 2017 4:52 pm
It's officially an Empire remake now.

Who didn't see this coming? Ray Charles would have seen that sick plot twist. Movie 1 was a ripoff of A New Hope. Next one will be a ripoff of Empire. Then they'll decide if they want to rip off Jedi based on sales and critical reception.

Disney just completely fucked up Star Wars, worse than George Lucas has at this point. The stuff about the Han Solo movie just sounds hilarious. Disney fired the directors in the middle of filming, and the guy playing young Han apparently can't even fucking act, kek. I bet the script licks balls too.

Post by **Rushy** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:47 pm

Watched Texas Chainsaw 4 a week ago, possibly the worst film I've ever seen.
I don't know if DHI likes Matthew McConaughey or not, but he is absolute garbage in that film. As for transvestite Leatherface and the Illuminati being behind the family... facepalm.

Post by **VoiceOfReasonPast** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:59 pm

Rushy wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:47 pm
Watched Texas Chainsaw 4 a week ago, possibly the worst film I've ever seen.
I don't know if DHI likes Matthew McConaughey or not, but he is absolute garbage in that film. As for transvestite Leatherface and the Illuminati being behind the family... facepalm.

Hey, that's kinda how when the Halloween franchise unveiled that Michael is controlled by an evil druid cult through his cursed mask or something.

Post by **Rushy** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:47 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:59 pm

Rushy wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 22, 2017 6:47 pm
Watched Texas Chainsaw 4 a week ago, possibly the worst film I've ever seen.
I don't know if DHI likes Matthew McConaughey or not, but he is absolute garbage in that film. As for transvestite Leatherface and the Illuminati being behind the family... facepalm.
Hey, that's kinda how when the Halloween franchise unveiled that Michael is controlled by an evil druid cult through his cursed mask or something.

Yeah, but at least they sort of made it tie in to previous films and it wasn't a shitty looking Z-movie without a single redeemable factor.

Texas 4... the direction reminded me of Suburban Knights, the script is dumb as rocks, Leatherface literally screams like a girl whenever he's onscreen(including chase sequences) and fucking McConaughey never stops acting like he's on ecstasy or something.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:49 pm

Halloween has always been a shit series anyway. It only got away with it because the 70s were such a horrible fucking decade.

Post by **Rushy** » Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:52 pm

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Sat Jul 22, 2017 7:49 pm
Halloween has always been a shit series anyway. It only got away with it because the 70s were such a horrible fucking decade.

Only the first Halloween was made in the 70s.

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