Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Aug 02, 2019 2:27 am

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Pupa definately has rape/kill fantasies about Brad but no other woman screams impotent rage as much as Granny. She ain't gonna do nothin. Killing people, unlike Twitter hashtag campaigns, involes going out.
Yeah, bitch isn't going to do jack shit. Sure, she's extremely angry and hurt. More than anything, she's butthurt over desperately wanting to play the ultra victim and people not unconditionally buying it, though. She wants to be pitied so damn hard and isn't getting it from anyone she cares about and it's driving her mad.
People were supposed to just fucking LISTEN and BELIEVE for FUCK'S SAKE! Just accept her victimhood already and don't ask questions, god damn it! Everyone MUST side with her and condemn who she wants everyone to condemn! That's how it works these days!
Pure, unfiltered impotent rage. She can't even hide it.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Bobito » Fri Aug 02, 2019 12:37 pm

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Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:47 pm
Did Doge the Don get Springfield Jones to join the Chicago Crew?
Or did Laura want a larger buffet of BBC to choose from?
That's where 90% of his "movie" budget went, shocking surprise.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Aug 02, 2019 4:35 pm

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Maybe he realized he better put some more distance between him and Lupa before she goes full Valerie Solanas on him. :lol:
I think he just got tired of finding cat heads in his mailbox.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by BobbyBoucher » Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:59 am

I listened to their livestream from before the premiere:
  • The movie did cost over $100k. They made references to it a couple times. ("look what you can do with a budget difference of $90k")
  • It was a 9 day shooting schedule. The 10th day for pick-up shot occurred 3-4 months later.
  • Brad had no idea what kind of location he'd get for the Clown Museum.
  • Lloyd Kaufman said Brad wasn't a bad actor. He got a Troma Diploma.
  • Ryan lost his diploma from Columbia College (Chicago) when he moved.
  • From Brad's description, Shot on Shitteo might be a good movie.
    • Too bad it won't ever be released.
  • Ryan does have industry connections since he worked for Dean Devlin.
    • Once used Mel Gibson's phone to give directions to Bruce Willis.
    • But his work since this has been editing Lifetime movies.
    • That's probably why he's a shit director.
  • They filmed at Ryan's house for some scenes. (Just like for Jesus Bro and probably half their other movies.)
  • Ryan says he'd much rather use this Snob movie in his demo reel and not the first one.
    • Why? They're both shit. The first one is college student shit, while this one is failed Hollywood director shit.
  • The bananas Laura wants were originally supposed to be crackers, but they misplaced them.
  • Laura didn't know words like "cuck", "soy boy", "chad" before getting involved online. Even Brad didn't know "chad".
  • Laura likes sexual characters.
    • She'd be okay with starring in a torture porn movie.
    • She's probably cooler to hang around with than Lupa.
  • That redneck father actor did standup under the name "Dr. Gonzo". (Some of it is on YouTube.)
  • Laura was originally supposed to wear shorts.
    • Brad/Laura say it got changed to a winter movie (poor planning, I guess).
  • Dave Knob Gobble[r] drew the fake movie posters for the movie.
  • Brad's Game Boys film depresses him.
    • Reminds him of his drinking and love problems.
  • Brad wants to make an 80s melodrama (windy city) with budget like Another Snob Movie ($100k)
    • Thinks he can do a great job that looks like the 80s.
  • Ryan said you need at least $4 million for a sci-fi movie.
  • ADR is impossible with no budget and it sucks even on marvel movies, says Ryan.
  • "I'm an editor not an effects artist" Ryan said to a producer about a green screen.
    • Might explain quality of directing.
  • Testicle eating scene had to be done in one take.
    • They were burning daylight and Doge had to go film another Nostalgia Critic episode.
      • This is why you don't film in autumn.
      • And they probably just filmed wherever Doge lives, just like Suburban Knights and To Boldly Flee.
    • "Normally we do 2-3 takes," says Ryan.
    • "Tamara, Brad, and Doge nailed it," says Ryan.
  • Brad originally was going to rename neil character to someone else due to Jake leaving, but then decided just to recast him with Rob Walker.
  • Might get a third snob movie if this one does well.
  • Cinema Snob 3D as third movie.
  • Ryan pulled 24-48 hour days at the end to get this done.
    • Assembly cuts are always garbage, says Ryan
      • Brad loves seeing assembly cuts.
    • "we have 3 pages left to shoot and only 2 setups"
      • Brad would cut stuff on the fly.
  • Ryan submitted Jesus Bro to a bunch of film festivals. None accepted.
    • It also costs money to submit films.
      • "spent a hell of a lot of money submitting that movie to festivals"
      • He will submit Another Snob to comedy festivals, though.
    • "It didn't help that it looked like a Pure Flix film, so it looked liked shit," says Ryan
  • Another Snob movie is Brad's favorite one that he's made.
  • An 80s Dan ep got flagged by Blip on YouTube, even though Blip was dead.
  • Brad and Laura are moving to Chicago.
    • (Probably the suburbs, just like Doge. That way he won't get shot.)

Brad should really stick to mini-series since movies are just not his forte.

If I remember correctly, RLM's Space Cop movie cost about $80k, yet looked far better than this. Some of that is due to favors (Patton Oswalt worked for free; Jack "Fudge" Packard may have done free CG work). They basically just called in a bunch of favors because they had done so many favors for their fellow filmmakers. It helps they can all serve as camera guys, sound guys, and whatever else is needed.

Contrast this with Brad. He makes movies with his friends, but they all end up shitty. He never built any skill and neither had any of his friends. Even when he hires a "professional" crew, it ends up awful. "Let's just shoot in our houses again."

The one good thing about this movie is it might result in a murder-suicide.

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Thu Aug 01, 2019 10:04 pm
Maybe he realized he better put some more distance between him and Lupa before she goes full Valerie Solanas on him. :lol:
I went to double check if this was accurate. I wasn't sure if Champaign, IL was closer to Chicago or Springfield.

It turns out Lupa has scrubbed herself from all those white pages/people search sites. It may even have cost her some money, but she did it. (Apparently, a lot of those sites have an option to log in to claim your identity or something. You can then hide yourself.)

This woman is crazy. She or her minions are obviously watching for any mention of her:
  • She got me banned from Bing age check.
  • Scrubbed search sites of info on her.
  • This Applebee's shit.
I think she's a narcissist. She craves attention, so causes drama with every website she's been a part of. Lupa becomes jealous at the sight of others' success. She's on Twitter constantly (just like Spoony). She detests criticism. She probably started acting in high school purely for the attention, not for the love of the art.

She'll probably end up like that weird Iranian woman who took a gun to Google.
  • She's gonna show up at Channel Awesome one day with a 12 gauge wearing a Cinema Snob costume. As she shoots, she'll scream:
    • "I was only gone five minutes, Michaud!"
    • "Here's your fucking Applebee's!"
    • "I am not 45 years old!"
Brad should seriously think about buying some body armor.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:37 am

BobbyBoucher wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:59 am
[*]Lloyd Kaufman said Brad wasn't a bad actor. He got a Troma Diploma.
Have you ever seen a Troma movie? That doesn't exactly mean much.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:41 am

He probably got one for being able to talk in the first place.

Also:
The Future wrote:"Brad?! What are YOU doing here?!"
*headshot*
*brain bits fly everywhere*
"Uh-Oh, Spaghetti-Os!"
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Old Black Man » Sat Aug 03, 2019 9:01 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:41 am
He probably got one for being able to talk in the first place.

Also:
The Future wrote:"Brad?! What are YOU doing here?!"
*headshot*
*brain bits fly everywhere*
"Uh-Oh, Spaghetti-Os!"
All of this shit makes me want to write a gritty horror movie.

Picture this, it starts as a very direct telling of the real events, with the unlikable shit stirring woman being fired from her internet loser job for reasons of her own fault. She starts a movement where she’s the victim and it fails. Time passes and she’s a mess. Her supporters have abandoned her, she can’t create any new content, and she’s in danger of losing her home. Her life consists of working a shit menial job, taking facials from her landlord in order to keep her home, and stewing angrily while stalking her former friend and successful net person, the brad analogue.

Perspective shifts to him and what happens next is the slow descent into madness as not Lupa stalks not Brad. At first it’s just chance encounters in public, but eventually it escalates. Fixated upon the man who she blames for her downfall, she begins to psychologically torment him, resulting in those in his life getting hurt and other chaos.

Not even kidding, I could write a pretty dark script if I tried. Not some miserable torture porn shit, but n unsettling stalker thriller. A delusional psychopath who torments others while claiming they’re the victim? that’s some scary shit.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:18 am

BobbyBoucher wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:59 am
It turns out Lupa has scrubbed herself from all those white pages/people search sites. It may even have cost her some money, but she did it. (Apparently, a lot of those sites have an option to log in to claim your identity or something. You can then hide yourself.)

This woman is crazy. She or her minions are obviously watching for any mention of her:
  • She got me banned from Bing age check.
  • Scrubbed search sites of info on her.
  • This Applebee's shit.
JFC that's absolutely insane. I know Lupa is a crazy and stupid cunt but that's sickening. Trying to erase her past like Diavolo, but she cant erase everything because her past is as long as the Earth's itself. She must really be over fifty.
BTW how could she get you canned from Bing age check? And why are people getting banned from fucking age check?

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:06 pm

That's fucking insane. What a psycho.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kojak Norseman » Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:20 pm

BobbyBoucher wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:59 am
Ryan submitted Jesus Bro to a bunch of film festivals. None accepted.
Surprised Brad was okay with that. I thought he exclusively made films for his yes men fanbase since he can't take criticism.

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