Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Auli]

I believe NotGayJared made that nickname himself from the start.

[Guest]

Wow, really? I mean... I'm not that surprised. And he DOES make a lot of gay-jokes xD

Didn't Crowder call his co-host gay constantly? It was part of his name for him, right? Generally dudes who make constant gay or penis jokes are closeted.

Yeah, his old co-host's name as "Not Gay Jared."
I think Crowd fired a ton of his staff late last year and then went on a two month hiatus. Around this time he got picked up by Glenn Beck's Blaze TV and lied about to to his boomer audience because even boomers don't like Glenn Beck.
Crowder is obviously closeted. Most of him humor comes from Nostalgic Critic tier skits where he plays dressup and he crossdresses constantly. He once did a bit where he got waterboarded (this was in 2016 BTW) and he was waterboarded by a bunch of shirtless muscle dudes in Santa hats. There are pictures of him kissing his wife and he's visibly uncomfortable. He also pushes for boomercervative Christcuck fag shit beliefs but hes been married for like 20 years and dosen't have any kids.

[pibbs]

Hear that April? Grab the dog, steal the recently bought used car and go get a better life.

[Le Redditeur]

DO IT FAGGOT

[Rapeculture]

An hero when?

[Pepsi Man]

I'll never understand how people can say, "I've got nothing left," for literal years and think people still take them seriously.

In the real world if you did that for years you'd be that guy that everyone talks about when you leave the room. The second you started in about it someone would put you in your place. It would come down to, "either kill yourself or stop talking about it," and that wouldn't be because someone wanted you to actually kill yourself, either, which people that support idiots like Spoony don't seem to understand.
He reminds me of the last time I spoke to my dad, honestly, and the time before that. Constant bitching about how bad he has it but doing nothing to fix the problem for himself. Calling them out does nothing but make them become even more reclusive because god forbid you make any form of effort beyond getting out of bed and playing video games.

[MegaNigger]

If Spoony were at all serious about getting better he'd be off Twitter and never mentioning problems.

What a complete faggot. Always and forever.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Ah, I see it's once again time for ye olde "Woe is me, please don't forget about my Patreon".

[BloodKnightDollfie]

He's got nothing left, as in he spent all the money from livestreaming on his traffic litigations.

He shouldn't be obsessing over marzgurl. She's a married woman and it's extremely disrespectful to April. He needs to appreciate her more, think of how she must be feeling that her man is devoting so much of his time to a strange woman on Twitter who is in the process of being sued rather than to her. She working two jobs, probably does all the chores and cooks him meals and he's being a selfish boozer and clearly neglecting her love T_T.

I know we don't think highly of her but she has been a very loyal waifu standing by his side. She doesn't even speak to brad from MKE anymore even though she deserves a better man. She must be very lonely. Just my thoughts.

[RedLine]

probably does all the chores and cooks him meals

I have doubts. There are probably no "chores" being done in that house and I'm guessing Spoony has his own fridge and microwave down in the basement to heat up his HotPockets and burritos.
However, April probably does do the grocery shopping. So he should give her credit for that.