Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Kama » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:39 am

I bet it'll just be Doge or AVGN

Brad can't get a real celebrity

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:45 am

If Brad was smart, he'd get Len Kavaczinksi for $500.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:38 am

It'll be Pierre Kirby, risen from his grave.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:59 am

mad bum wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 9:58 pm
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I wonder if he takes another swipe at us.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Not even a minute in. We live in Brad's head rent free.

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This is worth a listen, it's Brad going "uhhhhhhh" for 20 minutes.
Brad's inability to take criticism and deal with conflicts further cements to me that he will never become a real filmmaker. On professional film productions there are often conflicts and people correcting you when you do something wrong. Brad is so thin-skinned, he would never make it out in the real world on a actual film production.
He gave up on Shitteo because of some petty drama and multiple times he has messed up on figuring out the production costs.

Try doing any of this on a real Hollywood production without your twitter hugbox. The higher-ups will scold the shit out of you, possibly even sue and blacklist you if you do any of this unprofessional shit and expects everyone to bend backwards like your social media sycophants.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Rapeculture » Sat Jun 01, 2019 10:20 am

Ed Glaser was a better filmmaker than Brad. Btw, can someone with a Twatter account do me a solid and check to see if Ed is following Brad anymore? Ed was fucking pro-CTC, but he and Brad used to be cool. I'm just being curious.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Jun 01, 2019 10:23 am

Brad's ego isn't the biggest obstacle to his success in making movies. His biggest obstacle is his complete lack of talent. His videos all look like shit. Shit quality, shit framing, shit audio and even worse plotting. Doesn't matter if it's a review, a car video or a feature film, it looks like shit.

Give me something in true 1080p with proper color balancing and a mic that doesn't sound like a tin can before you tell me how I don't know anything about films because I don't like your begging schemes.



Exhibit A: Blurry quality with smeared colors and massive white space from shit lighting.



Same shit quality



Fuck, why do I even post links? It's all the same shit. He's either in his car or on this weird streamer setup where his camera is blurry, colors are jacked, lighting is either too dark or blinding and he's putting super low effort in. You're telling me this guy can film a movie? The Bitter Lake guys had more talent and they were furfags.
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sat Jun 01, 2019 10:25 am

Not even exclusive to Hollywood. I work on a lot of professional filmproductions in my region and you can be sure that no matter how big or small the production is, in a professional setting you best got you shit together else nobody will want to work with you.

Budgeting is priority number one in skills you gotta master if you want to lead a department in any semi-decent professional production. If I blow my department's budget on shit and didn't realize I needed a lot more and then go begging production for more cash I'd be out of a job, out of a career and blacklisted as being a retard who can't handle his budget.

You think you know, Brad. But you don't know shit. Try working with people outside of your autism hugbox for a change and see how long it'll take before you break down and realize you're not a filmmaker but a wannabe always looking to take the easy way out.

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Guest » Sat Jun 01, 2019 10:28 am

Rapeculture wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 10:20 am
Ed Glaser was a better filmmaker than Brad. Btw, can someone with a Twatter account do me a solid and check to see if Ed is following Brad anymore? Ed was fucking pro-CTC, but he and Brad used to be cool. I'm just being curious.
Lol nope. Still following failous and granna lupa though, you know, those true rising stars?

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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Jun 01, 2019 10:33 am

There are so many random fucks on youtube who have better camera quality, better audio quality, a better streaming setup, can frame shots more effectively and a lot of them don't even beg for money. Brad thinks he's much more talented than he is.

There's a reason I don't watch his videos and it's because his personality is annoying. His level of arrogance isn't matched at all by the quality of what he puts out. If you're going to front like some kind of hollywood big shot, or even an amateur film-maker big shot, you better show me some fucking quality. Basic fucking shit, like "hey, my glasses are reflecting gigantic miniature laptop screens, maybe I should fix this" or "a quarter of my screen space is covered in an amorphous white mass because I fucked up my camera colors."
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Re: Brad Jones, The Cinema Snob

Post by Rapeculture » Sat Jun 01, 2019 10:33 am

Guest wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 10:28 am
Rapeculture wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 10:20 am
Ed Glaser was a better filmmaker than Brad. Btw, can someone with a Twatter account do me a solid and check to see if Ed is following Brad anymore? Ed was fucking pro-CTC, but he and Brad used to be cool. I'm just being curious.
Lol nope. Still following failous and granna lupa though, you know, those true rising stars?
Interesting, because I don't think Phelous and Lupa are following Brad on Twitter anymore, but maybe I'm wrong.
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