ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

I was eating when I saw PervJewed's nudes and legitimately lost my appetite. Thanks a lot Guest.

I don't understand how more than one woman was willing to fuck this goofball. I've made some questionable decisions in regards to the men I date yet at no point was I like, "I'm flattered but you're one of the ugliest human beings I've ever seen. Seriously you look like you decided to become a tranny and changed your mind after cutting your cock and balls off... hold up, you record yourself playing video games for the internet? Take me now!!!"

[Old Black Man]

hold up, you record yourself playing video games for the internet? Take me now!!!"

That's all it takes? Well time to make a twitch account.

[Rushy]

I'm getting a serious self-esteem boost from Jared here. I mean, if that dude can get two women, the sky's the limit.

[RAPEMAN]

I was eating when I saw PervJewed's nudes and legitimately lost my appetite. Thanks a lot Guest.

You've seen larger, glossier, vascular nigger cocks, slut. What's one lil' white boi to you.

[BlueberryRagamuffin]

hold up, you record yourself playing video games for the internet? Take me now!!!"

That's all it takes? Well time to make a twitch account.

I joke, but apparently streamer groupies are an actual thing. Sometimes I wonder if I fell into a coma shortly before the 2016 election and everything since then has been a morphine-fueled fever dream.

I was eating when I saw PervJewed's nudes and legitimately lost my appetite. Thanks a lot Guest.

You've seen larger, glossier, vascular nigger cocks, slut. What's one lil' white boi to you.

I can't tell if you're trying to insult me or turn me on. Either way... it's working.

[Old Black Man]

hold up, you record yourself playing video games for the internet? Take me now!!!"

That's all it takes? Well time to make a twitch account.

I joke, but apparently streamer groupies are an actual thing. Sometimes I wonder if I fell into a coma shortly before the 2016 election and everything since then has been a morphine-fueled fever dream.

Oh definitely, groupies are everywhere. And I wonder the same myself. Maybe I finally pulled that trigger and this is purgatory or something surreal.

[Kugelfisch]

Welcome to clown world, I guess.

He lost 85k subs but his daily video views are 4x what they normally are. GG fags.

He best saves those shekels because there sure as fuck aren't any Capcom or WotC bucks coming his way anymore and it'll be a while until he dares to stream again.
He lost his twatter checkmark, got kicked from FaggotBoots and got so much attention over this that he was trending #1 and even normalfag media picked up on it.

He's not JonTron. He can't duck low for a few months and then come back with an absolute meme grenade like the Flex Tape video. He's not /ourguy/ and didn't get shit on by SocJus faggots for having the wrong opinion, the same people that failed killing of PewDiePie for the same dumb reasons.
Jared is a soy-enriched social justice spastic that barely makes videos anymore and didn't make special videos in the first place. He was playing their game, lost by cheating on his wife with a mongoloid and showing his dick to, potentially, teenagers and finds himself under the bus now. Scratch that, he's under a fucking freight train.
Who'll take him back? SocJus won't take his side or help him get back. The right won't help him since he shat on JonTron. Normalfags won't like that whole dickpic thing. The faggot has no outs left on the turn and went all in.

[Guest]

I thought taking dickpicks was all normalfags did.
Why did he lose his (((Blue Checkmark)))?

[pibbs]

Kuge pretty much nailed it perfectly.

[Guest]

until he dares to stream again.

If and when he does, people will come running from over the hills just to shit on him.

The guy might as well follow JudoJake's footsteps, move to new bitch's place and start delivering pizzas