Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[pibbs]

Lupa: Hey, congrats! Can you give your huge audience a shot out about me?

PUR: ...

Lupa: Huh, bestie? Huh? Huh?

[Guest]

Lupa: Hey, congrats! Can you give your huge audience a shot out about me?

PUR: ...

Lupa: Huh, bestie? Huh? Huh?

Sarah J. Attention Hoe should follow Nostalgia Big Black Cock's example and just reply with a heart emoji

[mad bum]

Not gonna lie I did a double check just to make sure she didn't, because that's something these catty bitches do.

[oldbones]

She's riding the nostalgia wave and it's working. Obvious, cheap, and stupid yet it works. Lupa is so jealous. She's been toiling away on shit movies, baywatch and quantam leap reviews that NO ONE watches meanwhile tattoo tits makes videos mining beloved 90's nostalgic tv shows and her channel is exploding. Lupa is still content with her patreon paypigs but I think she's starting to get nervous. They aren't going to stick around forever. Lupa you better do something or your future is an abandoned cabin in canada with knock off ghostbusters toys filling the walls as insulation.

[mad bum]

Yep if Lupa wants to succeed she needs to suck some youtubers dicks and start reviewing shit only 90's kids would get, not this boomer tier shit that no one cares about unless you have charisma like Red letter media.

[drisko]

But that would mean she'd have to change and actually put effort into paying attention to what other people like. And that's too much work.

[MrPopperBanks]

Steps for Lupa Success:

• Learn to makeup.

• Learn to skin care.

• Learn to hair care.

• Use previous steps to lure in a Chad.

• Get fucked by Chad.

• Realize Phellus is a useless Beta Boy.

• Invest YouTube shekels into breast implants.

• Use all previous steps to achieve Twitch Thot Status.

[Old Black Man]

Steps for Lupa Success:

• Learn to makeup.

• Learn to skin care.

• Learn to hair care.

• Use previous steps to lure in a Chad.

• Get fucked by Chad.

• Realize Phellus is a useless Beta Boy.

• Invest YouTube shekels into breast implants.

• Use all previous steps to achieve Twitch Thot Status.

That’s like fixing up a piece of shit car. No amount of paint is gonna save it.

[MrPopperBanks]

Oh, I've seen plastic surgery save some very broken women.

[Pope Corky III]

I can't lie, browsing ice cream in the toilet's channel, some of these look like things I'd want to watch for curiosity.