DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[MegaNigger]

Jus look at dat engayjment.

[rabidtictac]

Let me summarize about 20+ pages of kiwi shit and a bunch of other sperge.

So from what I'm hearing, DSP is raging out of his mind these days. He's playing SFV and just exuding pure salt. He fights a guy, gets 2 wins and 1 loss and loses his shit cursing them out and insulting them. He's now abusing the blacklist on SFV to block anyone who is more skilled than him or who might be stream sniping. He's REEEing about people mentioning tut in the chat.

And apparently, Khet is working "late" a lot. Heh heh. And she's out at the "gym" a lot. Heh heh heh.

Everyone wants to jump on the "khet is leaving" bandwagon, but tbh she was just using him for an easy life and a free ride. Sounds to me like she wanted some paid vacations out to Seattle and she only moved in with Piggy because her ex caught her cheating on him and threw her out. Which the pig never addressed btw so it's more than likely 100% true. So she's been out in Seattle for a while now and has a job. It only makes sense she's probably looking around Gout Mansion and imagining the life she could have if she wasn't in a relationship with a fat selfish pig who over-spends and is always buried under debt piles.

Since she cheated on her ex with pigroach, we know she has no scruples about cheating on the pigroach with some other guy. It wasn't just emotional or long-distance cheating either. She was flown to Washington by the pig to fool around in person.

Long story short, DSP's mood has been very shitty, Khet never seems to be around and he's giving us excuses about her working late or being at the gym. He's streaming more just like how he said him and the Panda breaking up was "PAHSITIVE" because he could stream later. Don't wanna be too optimistic but keep your eyes open for some future fun, lads.

[Angelfire Memes]

I actually don't doubt that Khet is "working late" or "at the gym" - at least, I don't doubt that's what DSP believes. Even if he does suspect something you know he's too much of a literal cuck to do anything about it. It's 100% a relationship of convenience though. He needs a maid and she needs somewhere to live. You can tell by how he massively over-compensates with his IT'S TRUE LOVE SHE'S MUH SOULMATE bit.

[Le Redditeur]

She probably won't leave him anytime soon since the Casa de la Gota is a rent-free roof, after all. But that relationship is probably already over. If Khêt manages to branch swing to another dude that can provide her with another rent-free roof, she'll drop the pigroach just like he drops KAHMBOS in Street Fighter.

[rabidtictac]

[Bobito]

So pahsitive stream, nice chill stream=insulting and banning

[rabidtictac]

He also called his viewers lazy and told them they have short attention spans because they find his dragon quest 11 stream boring and nobody shows up to watch it.

He basically was shitting on his entire stream viewing audience. People told him to stop and a lot of them got banned and insulted more.

[Bobito]

Funny coming from a guy that need a hand holding chat or guides to finish games fast to keep sucking in other games, of course the cucks keep giving him money for that shitty cycle.

[Kugelfisch]

Why you'd ever stream RPGs unless you speedrun them is beyond me. Some liked the game but have already seen everything and, since there's no skill involved, why would you watch? Some like it but haven't played it yet so they won't watch because of spoilers. The rest won't watch because they don't like the game or just because it's a boring genre to stream.
I know why he picks them. No skill required since you can just grind, long playtime so he doesn't blasts through it like he does with everything else to complain there's nothing to play. But the motherfucker needs some pattern recognition. Shitty streaming game!

[Le Redditeur]

Funny coming from a guy that need a hand holding chat or guides to finish games fast to keep sucking in other games, of course the cucks keep giving him money for that shitty cycle.

It's not only the cucked paypigs, but cucked detractors as well:

That's around $36 in just a small timeframe, of "haters" throwing non-refundable money at Phil for basically nothing. It probably adds up to a good amount at the end of the month. Idiots.